[TONY]
Hey birdie
[HAWKEYE]
What
[TONY]
I just had the best idea
[HAWKEYE]
what
[TONY]
First change your profile picture, I can't take you seriously with this one
[HAWKEYE]
What's wrong with it?
[TONY]
Dude. It's not even you.
It's a picture of a bird.
[HAWKEYE]
It's a metaphor
[TONY]
For what? Your bird sized brain
[HAWKEYE]
Changing it
[TONY]
I appreciate.
Okay so where was I?
[HAWKEYE]
You have an idea
[TONY]
Clearly you aren't paying attention. It wasn't just an idea. It was the best idea.
[HAWKEYE]
yeah whatever
[TONY]
Okay so you now how most of us have partners? I have Pepper, Thor has Jade or Jean or whatever her name is, you have Nat and Bruce has... well his lab.
[HAWKEYE]
I don't have Nat-_-
[TONY]
Not yet
[HAWKEYE]
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So your brilliant plan is?
[TONY]
First of all-you have failed to create a human being.
And to answer your question-my brilliant idea is to find Steve a girlfriend. Or boyfriend. Whichever side he's leaning on.
[HAWKEYE]
What about Bucky
[TONY]
You must not assume on which side he's leaning on
[HAWKEYE]
So... we ask him?
[TONY]
No you stupido. We cannot just walk over and be like "hiya stevie old pal. You gay man?"
[HAWKEYE]
Okay, then what do we do?
[TONY]
You must flirt with him and see his reaction
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