b e e p b e e p
"honey is a fitting name for a donut shop employee."
"mhm."
"you know i realized something funny."
"and what would that be?"
"well—woah woah! what did you do to honey?! she would never be interested in what i say. like ever."
"fine, i'll just leave-"
"wait! i'm sorry!"
"..."
"..."
"so, what did you realize?"
"oh! i realized that your name is honey, but you are the bitterest person i know."
"you are what you eat."
"what did you eat to make you become like this?"
"chinese medicine."
"is it bitter?"
"oh, i'm way past that level."
an
if u had a lot of chinese medicine, u would be bitter too.