Month
1: Canada
2: England
3: Italy (south)
4: France
5: America
6: Russia
7: Japan
8: Germany
9: Prussia
10: Italy (North)
11: Hungary
12: Austria
Day
1: baked a cake
2: ate a potato
3: threw skittles at you
4: screamed "kiss kiss fall in love"
5: slapped a wall
6: walked into a window. Twice.
7: danced to Rasputin
8: kicked a chair
9: married you
10: slapped a pig
11: stalks you
12: kissed you
13: gave you a hug
14: thinks you're beautiful
15: laughed like an idiot
16: danced on a table
17: did a cartwheel
18: keeps yelling "FULL METAL ALCHEMIST" in a deep voice
19:is in the Tardis
20: is in love with you
21: questioned the function of a rubber duck
22: retrieved arms from magic chest
23: became a mayor
24: is a pretty princess
25: slapped Donald Trump
26: ate five pizzas in one minute
27: is slender man
28: spoke in Russian
29: saw a double rainbow
30: slapped you with a fish
31: wears sunglasses at night
Favorite candy
Black licorice: because you're beautiful
Jelly beans: because you're awesome
Chocolate: because why not
Other: because they're hyper