"What's your problem?!" She yells at me.
"You, apparently!"
"And what did I do to you?" She folds her hands over her chest.
"You slept on me, on the bench the I was occupying! And..."
She cut me off," That was my bench!"
"Really 'Cus I don't see a sign that says so!"
"Wow, you're such a gentlemen!" She rolls her eyes.
"And you're such a lady." I give her a sickly smile.
"You took my bench. Now I am going to take away your peace."