Funny Poems

By nscruz13

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Poems meant to make you laugh. AND YOU WILL LAUGH. Enough said. :) More

Funny Poems
I NEED FOOD
Old People
Disney (SMH)
School
Haikus?
Writer's Block
Acrostic
Vote Please
What is Funny?
Kristen Vargas
SWAG (not like Kyu)
Teachers
Modern Warfare Three
Cover?
FIVE HUNDRED READS
Penn State
Patriots Fan
Stalkers
When You're Bored
Punk Music
Oh Yeah, Christmas, YEAH!
Weird Girl Fetishes
Public School
Me, Myself, And I
For the Win
Haters
The Dog
Holy Shiittttttt

Cell Phones

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By nscruz13

Cell phones,

You use them for talking,

You can watch videos,

Some bands that are totally rocking.

Cell phones,

You use them for texting,

Instant messaging your buds,

While sitting in a bathtub full of suds.

Cell phones,

There are many different types,

From iPhones to go phones,

To phones that can have Skypes.

I really really want one,

I really would like a cell phone,

But it is too bad...

This month, I have broken seven alone.

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