Liam: “Why does Tigger bounce on his tail? - So he doesn’t step on Pooh!”
Niall: “What did one strawberry say to the other? - If you weren’t so SWEET we wouldn’t be in this JAM!”
Harry: “How do cats end a fight? They HISS and make up!”
Louis: “Why did Stanley fail science class? Stanley was a fish.”
Zayn: “What always looks good in a mirror? Me.”