Unknown: "Hey, is this skylar?"
Skylar: "Yeah, who's this?"
Unknown: "Just a guy who found your number written on the wall in the boys bathroom."
Skylar: "What?"
Unknown: "Your number. It was on the wall in the boys bathroom and written in red sharpie. You didn't put it there?"
Skylar: "No, why would I walk into the boys bathroom and write my number on the wall?"
Unknown: "Well from what you wrote you were apparently 'looking for a good time'."
Skylar: "Ew, No! I would never write that! That's disgusting!"
Unknown: "Well somebody did, and I'm waiting for you to give me that good time I called for."
Skylar: "Well I don't have it, and I wouldn't be giving it to you of all people if I did."
Unknown: "Harsh. So are you Skylar as in Skylar Allen?"
Skylar: "Yeah, and you are?"
Unknown: "I'll leave that up to you to decide. For now, just call me your dream guy."
Skylar: "My dream guy who got my number off of a disgusting wall in the bathroom and called to have a good time rather than talk to me about my feelings."
Unknown: "Okay Skylar, tell me about your feeling then."
Skylar: "Not now. We're not close enough yet and I don't know if I can trust you."
Unknown: Well when will you trust me?"
Skylar: "The day I find out who you are."
Unknown: "I'm the guy of your dreams."
Skylar: "No, you're prince of the urinals."
Unknown: "That's my name now?"
Skylar: "Yup, hope you like it because it fits you perfectly."
Unknown: "Actually, it's revolting and I'd like to change it."
Skylar: "Well I'm sorry prince of the urinals but I need to go to bed."
Unknown: "But it's only ten o'clock."
Skylar: "Goodnight."
Unknown: Goodnight Skylar."