"Can I say something?"
"Of course."
"You know, I never had a true phone. I've been living off of stolen phones and pay-phones and I regret taking yours, because you've proven to be a difficult victim to get rid of."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"Sorry."
"It's ok."
"Just shut up because it isn't ok!"
*call ended*
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Phone call took place on Friday