SpongeBob: Hi Squidward!
Squidward: How am I supposed to enjoy [your day] off if you come to work anyway?
SpongeBob: I want you to meet my new friend, Bubble Buddy!
Squidward: This bubble is your friend? [sees his reflection in Bubble Buddy's face; giggles] Well, he's handsome, I'll give him that. What'll it be?
SpongeBob: Oh, I'm not hungry.
Squidward: Well, thanks for stopping by.
SpongeBob: Wait! You haven't taken Bubble Buddy's order yet!
Squidward: Why would I do that?
SpongeBob: He's hungry.
Squidward: He's an inanimate object, his money's no good here!
Mr. Krabs: What are you saying, Mr. Squidward? Everyone's money is good here. At the Krusty Krab, we serves all kinds.
Squidward: I'm not taking an order for a bubble.
Mr. Krabs: Sure you are! Or I'll fill your life with misery and woe. Even if you quit. [goes back into the cash register]
Squidward: May I take your order?
SpongeBob: Wait, Bubble Buddy. Let me decide for you. reads the menu Hmmm. Krabby Patty, Double Patty Patty, Krabby Junior Junior, Jumbo Small Patty, Junior Senior Sophomore Patty, Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder...ohh, it's all so good! He'll just take one of everything. [Mr. Krabs explodes through the cash register]
Mr. Krabs: One of everything?! Whoopee! [applies a tattoo on himself that has a heart and the words "Bubble Buddy" through it] I love Bubble Buddy! Squidward, show our best customer to his table. [points his eyes to a table in the opposite direction]
SpongeBob: Bubble Buddy's thirsty.
Squidward: How about a glass of our finest shampoo? [laughs]
SpongeBob: Sounds great! [Squidward walks off and returns with a shampoo bottle with a straw in it]
Squidward: Here's your hair care product, sir.
SpongeBob: Uhh, Bubble Buddy likes bendy straws. [Squidward bends the straw] Huh, what's that? Bubble Buddy says it tastes funny. What do you think?
Squidward: Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Think of the customer.
Squidward: Oh, silly me. I got the diet shampoo. Here we go, one of everything for Bubble Buddy.
SpongeBob: Oh no, Squidward, wait! There's cheese on these patties!
Squidward: And?
SpongeBob: Bubble Buddy's lactose-intolerant, he can't eat cheese! What should we do?
Squidward: We? How about [you take] these patties and sho...
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward! [walks off with the cart]
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Bubble Buddy. Squidward will make a fresh batch.
Squidward: What, is he allergic to bread, too?
SpongeBob: Actually he doesn't like the crust. And Squidward, the ketchup should be under the patty. And Squidward, the pickles should be on the left side. And Squidward, you should... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward... And Squidward...
Squidward: Here, one of everything! No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non- dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style! [sets a bigger ferris wheel on the table] And if there's anything else I can do, please hesitate to ask.
SpongeBob: That was delicious! Money's on the table, Mr. Krabs! [Mr. Krabs waves]
Mr. Krabs: So long, boys! You see Squidward, the restaurant game is all about service. The customer is always right. Remember that, lad, and you'll be as successful as me one day.
Squidward: Oh, you're right, Mr. Krabs. I learned my lesson. And by the way, Bubble Buddy picked up the tab. [hands Mr. Krabs a $100 bill made of bubbles]
Mr. Krabs: What's this?
Squidward: Bubble money. [$100 bill pops. Squidward shows his hand full of bubble change] At least he left a tip! [all the bubbles pop as Mr. Krabs and Squidward get angry. Scene cuts to Goo Lagoon]
SpongeBob: Here we are buddy, Goo Lagoon. There are lots of ways to have fun here. [Scooter runs up to SpongeBob]
Scooter: Dudes, bury me! [laughs]
SpongeBob: See what I mean?
Scooter: All right!
SpongeBob: Bubble Buddy, you dig him out while I get us some cotton candy]
Scooter: Don't just stand there dude, the tide's coming in. [laughs] Dude?
SpongeBob: My friend's in there.
Harold: Congratulations.
SpongeBob: [to Bubble Buddy] Woo! Shake it! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt! Yeah!
Pearl: It's the world-famous surfer, Grubby Grouper!
Grubby Grouper: Later, groupies! [shakes Pearl's hand] Grubby's got to go catch some gnarly pounders. Ahoo!!
Pearl: [looks at her fin which is dirty now] Oh, I'll never wash this flipper again. [SpongeBob walks up with Bubble Buddy]
SpongeBob: Hey Pearl! Shake hands with Bubble Buddy! [squeaking noice. sobbing. Scene cuts to the port-o-potty] It's his first time on his own.
Harold: Once again, congratulations. [later, the line is longer. Picture scrolls over to where we see a sign that reads '45 minutes from this point']
Man: Popcorn! Peanuts!
Lou: [sounding desperate] Ice cold drinks!
Harold: [camera stops on Harold and SpongeBob as SpongeBob whistles and Peterson strugles to hold it in. unable to take the wait anymore] Two hours is long enough! That's it! [opens the port-o-potty door to see a bubble]
SpongeBob: Hey Bubble Buddy, you're finished! [takes Bubble Buddy away, leaving everybody to stare at them]
Francis: He kept us waiting for a bubble?
Larry: That's nothing! He calls us fat! [along with others, begins crunching on celery stalk]
Pearl: [crying as she shows her clean flipper] He washed my flipper!
Mr. Krabs: [storming up] He owes me money!
Squidward: [following Mr. Krabs] He made me provide excellent service!
Scooter: [appears with a halo and angel clothing on] Dudes! He made me experience high tide! [floats up towards the surface]
Tom: He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!
Protesters: He did??
Tom: No... But are we going to wait around until he does?
HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY ERGDHSTYWRJ *esplodes*
Person: Random much?
Me: *regenerates* HELL YEAH
Hallo! After manty manty MANTY months IZ BACKK! Sorry for the long ass hiatus, school's a bitch but now Im gonna try kicking it back into gear with these quotes. In case the dedicated thingy is acting stupid this is dedicated to:
Zerokee-nii (hope I spelled that right)
Hope chu guys enjoy dis!