Qoutes, Jokes and More

By donflexer

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joke quotes and some staff More

the universe
begin
love
disagreement
life
STUPID
joke time: old people
hard thing to do
scissors
question by a student
jeez math
10 facts about u
mom
i hate it
did you notice
dear parents
after many years of marriage
true fact
missin ya
i bet you cant
i hate it #2
figure
I HATE IT #3
A painful moment
a child.
THE BEAR
cigar or not part 1
medusa
trust
why u stay in school
money problems
I HATE IT #4
Important notice.
i need a vacation
success in school
is exercise really good for us
it's not my fault.
my kind of addiction
Things i miss about my childhood.
its not my fault #2
the new me
i love u Bella
You are a wonderful gift.
A Real Friend.
FOR MY MOTHER.
I will be back.
did u notice #2
we would still be there
never be jealous.
don't worry
I Hate it number 5
what are we becoming
read it out loud
SOMETIME LAST NIGHT
When we close them eyes
dear maths
As a High school Student
i need to know
TO THE SOCCER FANS
TRY THIS TONGUE TWISTER
NAMES ARE SOMETHING ELSE
WHEN I BABYSIT
another one
I WONDER HOW THEY DO IT
this is how school is like
The Stages Of Life
i hate it #6
true story.
DONT CRY
MINDS
the starting point
the weapon
the journey of life
happiness and love
To be a leader.
true leadership
here is some advice
gratitude
deepest desire.
From star wars
Dreams
why is life like this
is time really money
LONG DISTANCE
I HATE IT NUMBER 7
IM STUPID
when i grow up
i dont do coffee
In our changing economy
A Trip to South Africa.
This is me
I Want u To know
4th May
i had a Chinese friend
Chris Brown
im not what u think
☁ ☁ clouds in the sky
old lady and the blanket.
i will miss u lauren
Eminem.
Halloween
relationships
Iphone 7
passwords
I HATE IT NUMBER 8
did u notice
this is me #2
i wonder
Family.
i hate it #9
very funny
life
tell me
trick or treat
life
life once again
all guys must have met this person
the only statement u will find true
food and sleep
its life
this is me
Want Her
Russian Tea
GOTTCHA
knock knock
the floor is wet
want a kiss
the end

diamonds ♦ and Vaseline

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By donflexer

Today this happened.

*********

Don: wow to day you are shining like a diamond.

Her* blushing*: awww Don that's so sweet thank you.

Don: no I didn't mean it like that.

Her: what did u mean then

Don: you have to much Vaseline on your face.

classmates: * burst into laughter.*

XDXDXDXDXDXDXD:D:D:D:D:D:D:P(☆^O^☆)

~~~~~~~

U should seen her face.

I swear she wanted to slap him

I was like wow @kobby711 wtf .

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