pimp my friggin chorizo

By falloutboyasaurus

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rants and random shit #10 in puberty apparently -- mature More

henlo
hoe no
shut the front door
me trying to be relatable
u n h a p p y
youre perfect youre beautiful
to be or not to be
songs i like you should too
hi i wrote a thing at one in the morning
5sos
send the fbi
i lost my shoe
tell me again why i made this
im deceased
im hungry and i want trixie mattel to kick me in the face
-nan
-granddad
my dudes
three hangry rants
i hate the entire human race
yowza
binch
hooyah
face reveal hhh
wowzer in my trouser
q u a k e m e u p
yowch
nice
schnapp crackle pop
join my adventure🎆
join my adventure part 2🎆
interlude
join my adventure🎆iii
what to NOT say to an asexual❗️
one almighty oof
stuff abt me
stressed™
mattessons™
© wheezy
bop
the smiths☕
um..
CRUSTY ROLLS
guess what
you're clapped
NO
instagram
oi oi lads
steamed clams
hi
dear god,
oop
um, a poem
um another poem

fuckin music idk???

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By falloutboyasaurus

right i'm not in love by 10cc is an actual bop and so is dear god

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