Swaegyoongi: jimin
Swaegyoongi: u fucking bitch
Swaegyoongi: how dare u steal my cookies
Yoongi was pissed, very pissed.
Jimin came over last night to watch Star Wars with yoongi and left in the morning with yoongi's cookies.
Kookie: ???
Kookie: u know jimin???
Yoongi realised he clicked the wrong chat.
Swaegyoongi: u know that hoe?
Kookie: y u call jimin a hoe
Kookie:
Swaegyoongi: dumbass
Kookie: :(
Kookie: I'm smart I got 4/100 for ingrisheu
Swaegyoongi: dumbass shit
Swaegyoongi: firstly its English and next 4 is so Low
Kookie: it's high!!!!!
Kookie:😡
Swaegyoongi: it will be high when pigs fly
Kookie:
Kookie: they fly
Swaegyoongi: idiot thats a drawing
Kookie: :( it's real in my imagination
Kookie:
Swaegyoongi: idiot
Kookie: :(
Swaegyoongi: anyway u kno that hoe
Swaegyoongi: ??jimin??
Kookie: park jimin that shortie?
Kookie: yes
Kookie: the jamless one
Swaegyoongi: fuck
Swaegyoongi: u actually know him
Kookie: he's in my house rn
Kookie: and he is eating cookies
Swaegyoongi: he's eating u?
Kookie: ew what
Kookie: why would he eat a human?
Swaegyoongi: f00l
Swaegyoongi: wait
Swaegyoongi: that Motherfucker is eating my cookies
Swaegyoongi: kill him
Kookie: yes sir!
Kookie: I would but violence isn't the answer
Swaegyoongi: just fucking do it
" jungkook the fuck! Get off of me! " jimin screamed. Jungkook jumped on top of jimin and attempted to kill him. " it is my order, yoongi told me to do that. "
" yoongi hyung? You know him? "
" yea, duh."
Jimin was confused at this point. How did jungkook know him?
" what how? What? Huh? Wait what? You what? You know? Him? How? " jimin asked.
" he texted the wrong number. " jungkook explained.
" oh. "
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Jungkook texting Yoongi be like:
(Hoseok's and jin's faces omg I'm laughing)