"Hello, may I ask who this is?"
"Hi, my name is Charlotte! I was just wondering if I could get my phone back?"
"What phone?"
"The phone you have in your possession. The phone you stole from me!"
"Uhhh, I didn't steal no phone."
"Don't play dumb with me you imbecile. I want my phone back."
"But..."
"I have the police tracking the call, and if you don't want to go to jail, please give me it back."
*call ended*