(A/N. I apologize in advance for what crap is going to happen in this chapter)
Ash has updated her status- Oh Bob Saget not again
Comments:
Misty: Why God?!
Arceus: Because!!!!
Paul: Damn, it happened to me too
Arceus: Why wouldn't it?
Paul: Because I...nvm
Dawn: Because you're a hoe?
Paul: Dawn I am not a piece of gardening equipment.
Drew: Damn. Roasted.
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May has updated his status- How long do you think it'll be before Arceus gets bored and switches us back?
Comments:
Ash: Idk, a week?
Arceus: Eh maybe two
Arceus: I might forget
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Ash has updated her status- I wonder how long Nando's hair is...
Comments:
Nando: It's very long don't look at meeeeee
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Misty has updated his status- I'm so hot
Comments
Gary: No you're not
Misty: F**k you. Violet turned the heat on
Gary: Oh
Misty: Die in a hole
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Ash has updated her status- GONNA GO SHOPPING WITH MAH GIRLS!! #CherishTheseMoments
Comments:
Paul: Hashtags. Do. Not. Do. Anything. On. Facebook.
Dawn: Shut the f**k up Paul
Paul: WE ARE NOT DATING ANYMORE LEAVE ME ALONE
Dawn: MAYBE WE WOULD BE IF YOU DIDNT INSULT MY OUTFIT
Paul: YOU CANT GO OUT IN PAJAMAS DAWN
Dawn: F**K YOU YES I CAN
May: You broke up over pajamas? Are you shitting me?
Drew: I'm friends with idiots
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Serena has updated his status- I am a weird looking dude
Comments:
Ash: OH THANK GOD YOU SAID THAT
Clement: I WAS STARTING TO THINK THAT YOU NEVER NOTICED
Bonnie: THANK GOD
Serena: Screw you guys...
Ash: I wouldn't be caught DEAD screwing you
Kenny: DAMMMNNNN
Barry: *Plays John Cena music*
Kenny: *Blasts airhorns*
Barry: GET REKT
Serena: You say that a lot...
Barry: DEAL WITH IT
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Dr. Oak has updated her status- IT TOOK WEEKS. BUT I HAVE FINALLY DONE IT. A HO-OH/UNFEZANT HYBRID
Comments:
Prof. Juniper: Today marks a new day in Poké-History!
Prof. Sycamore: It's truly beautiful!
Prof. Elm: That Ho-Oh was hard to find! It was very hard to convince Gold to give it up!
Gold: Whatever I never used it anyway.
Prof. Juniper: Finding a male Unfezant proved quite a difficult task.
Dr. Oak: It was all worth it. Putting the DNA of Ho-Oh into a Pidove egg really worked!!
Prof. Birch: OUR GENDERS MAG BE SWAPPED BUT THAT WILL NOT STOP US FROM BEING PRODUCTIVE
Ho-Oh: I feel violated
Unfezant(female): Oh you feel violated?
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FOR AN EXPLANATION-READ THIS
(A/N. ..........I mean I just sat here and read it too. What happened? Idek. Just these tiny ideas in my head wanted to come out so then they did. And they're now in your head. I promise the next chapter will be normal....or as normal you can get with these guys.
Plz don't leave there are many more laughs to be had
I would really like to see an Unfezant/Ho-Oh hybrid though that'd be awesome.
K Thx bai)