The FEU's Secret Files 3

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The third compilation of FEU's secret files. Plus

Adventure in Men' comfort room
Flying sapatos
LITTLE THINGS
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Mapapansin Kaya?
Fake
80211
Diagnose me pls.
Eng'g fuccboys
The best way to a dad's heart is through his stomach
Na-PolitikoZoned
Balikan ang nakaraan...
Ang Kawawa kong bf
Lucky Day
Flashback 1.1.0
Aray
PG
Mainet!!!!!
Relationship goal?
Ain't showy or just a plain jerk?
Trashtalk lover
KalokaLOLA
Piece of advice for men
Scientifically proven tip 101
Sarap maging bata.
Bantay salakay
Girls, mag-ingat tayo sa PUV.
Regret is always at the end
"My mama don't like you but she likes everyone.."
Higpit
Alapaap
Masaquette.
Grammar
Sexual Abused sa loob ng jeep
Fact
Prodigal Son
Tag init
PAASA
My open-letter to my bestfriend Ynah.
Eleksyon
Omegle No More
PAASA
Recruiter Feels
Depression
Viral relationship goal
SORRY.
NEVER EVER TRUST A STRANGER
Ugggh
SPG
"Minahal kita sa paraang alam ko..."
Cheater is always a cheater
A woman with questions
"Kabataan ang pag asa ng bayan"
Bakit ganun huhuhu
Dismayado
Dalawang araw na Pag-ibig
Ex-lover, now bestfriend
SPG
Sorry mahal, honest lang ako.
ego x love
Customer is always right
Manilenya
My impulsive boyfriend
Seamanloloko
noooope. nopeee.
Unexpected lovestory
kilig lang ng slight
Reason why I'm fat
Destined to be together
WALA KANG KWENTANG TATAY
Childhood crush
PAASA AGAD?
Soft Butch
You can only find the lesson at the end
you just caught
wag ako pre
Lost phone
BYE BABE
Change the PH
Ambisyosang ingrown!
Erratum
"Break na tayo"
wanna be Tamaraw
To My Future Partner
Bakasyon + mainit = bugnutin
Facebook groupie
ulupong
Tropa for sale
A woman that I used to know
Agreement
Resting bitch face
Takot sa sariling multo
End of the fairytale
hinay hinay
my girlfriend is for keeps
Third wheel
"His pathetic ill-mannered girlfriend"
Tagal mag reply
yuck
Palaisipan
unusual personality
HINDI KAMI IMORTAL
Psycho si GF
Pancit bihon
Typical "hypocritical-lines" online
Value
Forever
"hindi naturukan"
ph is the hottest
Hula pa more
HINDI LANG BABAE ANG ABNORMAL
Imperfect physical appearance
Fetish: Men's Wetpaks
Ang Huling Joke
Observant
Binaon ng buhay
Number 1O
CURSE WORDS
HALA NAHULOG
fact about girls
Hindi na tulad ng dati
Az@r
(she cheated on me)
"Na-molestya"
EX
Tahong mahal
He's in love with another girl
Sierra Mike
"Smoking is dangerous to your health."
LBM
Isn't always good enough?
Relate ba bes?
Nung una...
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"Pissed"
GENDER INEQUALITY
Move on
Inked
Projecy
Dalawang puso
Big L
Magbalik Loob
Pasa
Meant to be?
MISS U HUGOT
MISS U HUGOT
TIMO FANS from DLSU
An Open Letter to the Other Girl
NB
midlife crisis
Po?
Lihim na pag tingin
PARA KANG BULA
FEU TECH VARIETY SHOW
Condo
Matigas
Kasinungalingan ni Ina
Huli na ang lahat
MARIMAR
Broken women
LECHE !!!
Height Problems
NA-HOMETEL DRE
Brace yourself
The accident
Nanay problem #2
Once a cheater, always a cheater!
Yes Father, I do.
Super Sayangs
Procrastination
Girlfriend
Papel
Kiss
5 seconds walang malisya
Si Inay triper
o.o
Literal na naseenzoned
Asar pa more
Tang-inis
Galit sa bitter si ate
COC
Nainlove sa bestfriend
BURNIQUE
Awts
Trial and error lang ba ang lahat?
Para sa girlfriend ng kapatid ko,
Christmas BREAK
MAMA
2014
Cat-Tea
Kainis
TANG AMA
A convo with Santa
Para sayo to (with love)
Huli na ang lahat
Sparks sa Bilyaran
Ay hindi pala!
Masama na ba talaga ako?
LOVE-SEX

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"Kaninang umaga nagising ako 45 minutes na lang klase na namin tapos yung first subject pa naman yung may malaki ang problema sa mga estudyanteng nale-late. Tatlong oras lang ako natulog bruh, tatlong oras! Akala mo naman hindi nagbibigay ng research paper na pang mad skills leche lang kung malate man ako aba anak ng mag-fifishball! Highest ako sa klase niya pwede malate aba! Hahahaha.

Eh di mandirigma skills at ninja moves na lang nung naligo ako at nagbihis. Mabuti na lang talaga malapit lang yung dorm sa FEU eh di go takbo-lakad yung ginawa ko. Tapos napansin ko ang daming lumilingon saakin naalala ko nalimutan ko pala magtooth brush kaya feeling ko tinitingnan nila ako then bumalik nanaman ako sa dorm tapos nagtoothbrush pagkita ko sa salamin hindi pa pala ako nanunuklay may nakalagay pang towel sa ulo ko.

Sisihin niyo ang thesis nakaka-windang ng brain cells nakalabas ako ng may towel sa ulo!

Hahaha. Takte, hindi na ako nanuklay sa daan na lang sanay naman ako. Tapos habang naghihintay ako ng patawid nagsalamin ako sa harap nung kotseng pumarada sa harap namin may lumabas na lalaki mukang driver, so...take advantage. Sobrang tinted nung sasakyan kaya naman nagsalamin ako. Susyal, May apat na bilog ang kotse ni manong. Oh edi kahit malate ako ng five minutes di naman mukang garagal ang mukha ko. Nakapag-kilay pa ako ng very light sa harap ng sasakyan.

Kagimbal gimbal lang talaga ng feelings at nagbukas ang bintana ng sasakyan. Akala ko walang tao meron pala. Nakatapat yung phone niya tapos sabi niya.

""Ate, Hi ka bilis!""

Ako naman si tanga nag-Hi. Tapos nagtanong pa anong oras na hindi ko ba alam bakit parang wala ako sa sarili ko noon. Sabi niya lang:

""Sa susunod na makita mo ulit 'to salamin ka ulit ha? You really made me smile. Eight na. Goodmorning""

Natuod ata ako ng thirty minutes do'n kasi ang gwapo ni kuya, mukhang mabango at neat looking! Mukhang doctor! HAHAHAHA.Yun.... ang ending? Na-late ako. Leche ang landi ko. Sorry po. HAHAHAHA. Tinanong ako ni prof bakit ako late sabi ko:

""Umisparks lang ng five minutes prof!"""

Binibining Maria
2014
Institute of Architecture and Fine Arts (IARFA)
FEU Manil

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