Zeus to Thalia: i guess you can live
Athena to Annabeth: you have failed me
Hermes to Luke:
Hades to Nico: i liked your sister better
Poseidon to Percy .YOOOO MAH MAIN MAN HOW ARE THINGS WITH THE SAVING THE WORLD THONG HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE OH BTW SERIOUS STUFF IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN SO BRACE YOURSELF HAHAHA OK TTYL BYEEEEEEEE
Demigods have serious parental issues...