The FEU's Secret Files 3

By iJUANder_13

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The third compilation of FEU's secret files. More

Adventure in Men' comfort room
Flying sapatos
LITTLE THINGS
<///3
Mapapansin Kaya?
Fake
80211
Diagnose me pls.
Eng'g fuccboys
The best way to a dad's heart is through his stomach
Na-PolitikoZoned
Balikan ang nakaraan...
Ang Kawawa kong bf
Lucky Day
Flashback 1.1.0
Aray
PG
Mainet!!!!!
Relationship goal?
Ain't showy or just a plain jerk?
Trashtalk lover
KalokaLOLA
Piece of advice for men
Scientifically proven tip 101
Bantay salakay
Girls, mag-ingat tayo sa PUV.
Status: Bangag
Regret is always at the end
"My mama don't like you but she likes everyone.."
Higpit
Alapaap
Masaquette.
Grammar
Sexual Abused sa loob ng jeep
Fact
Prodigal Son
Tag init
PAASA
My open-letter to my bestfriend Ynah.
Eleksyon
Omegle No More
PAASA
Recruiter Feels
Depression
Viral relationship goal
SORRY.
NEVER EVER TRUST A STRANGER
Ugggh
SPG
"Minahal kita sa paraang alam ko..."
Cheater is always a cheater
A woman with questions
"Kabataan ang pag asa ng bayan"
Bakit ganun huhuhu
Dismayado
Dalawang araw na Pag-ibig
Ex-lover, now bestfriend
SPG
Sorry mahal, honest lang ako.
ego x love
Customer is always right
Manilenya
My impulsive boyfriend
Seamanloloko
noooope. nopeee.
Unexpected lovestory
kilig lang ng slight
Reason why I'm fat
Destined to be together
WALA KANG KWENTANG TATAY
Childhood crush
PAASA AGAD?
Soft Butch
You can only find the lesson at the end
you just caught
wag ako pre
Lost phone
BYE BABE
Change the PH
Ambisyosang ingrown!
Erratum
"Break na tayo"
wanna be Tamaraw
To My Future Partner
Bakasyon + mainit = bugnutin
Facebook groupie
ulupong
Tropa for sale
A woman that I used to know
Agreement
Resting bitch face
Takot sa sariling multo
End of the fairytale
hinay hinay
my girlfriend is for keeps
Third wheel
"His pathetic ill-mannered girlfriend"
Tagal mag reply
yuck
Palaisipan
unusual personality
HINDI KAMI IMORTAL
Psycho si GF
Pancit bihon
Typical "hypocritical-lines" online
Value
Forever
"hindi naturukan"
ph is the hottest
Hula pa more
HINDI LANG BABAE ANG ABNORMAL
Imperfect physical appearance
Fetish: Men's Wetpaks
Ang Huling Joke
Observant
Binaon ng buhay
Number 1O
CURSE WORDS
HALA NAHULOG
fact about girls
Hindi na tulad ng dati
Az@r
(she cheated on me)
"Na-molestya"
EX
Tahong mahal
He's in love with another girl
Sierra Mike
"Smoking is dangerous to your health."
LBM
Isn't always good enough?
Relate ba bes?
Nung una...
</3
"Pissed"
GENDER INEQUALITY
Move on
Inked
Projecy
Dalawang puso
Big L
Magbalik Loob
Pasa
Meant to be?
MISS U HUGOT
MISS U HUGOT
TIMO FANS from DLSU
An Open Letter to the Other Girl
NB
midlife crisis
Po?
Lihim na pag tingin
PARA KANG BULA
FEU TECH VARIETY SHOW
Condo
Matigas
Kasinungalingan ni Ina
Huli na ang lahat
MARIMAR
Broken women
LECHE !!!
Height Problems
NA-HOMETEL DRE
Brace yourself
The accident
Nanay problem #2
Once a cheater, always a cheater!
Yes Father, I do.
Super Sayangs
Procrastination
Girlfriend
Papel
Kiss
5 seconds walang malisya
Si Inay triper
o.o
Literal na naseenzoned
Asar pa more
Tang-inis
Galit sa bitter si ate
COC
Nainlove sa bestfriend
BURNIQUE
Awts
Trial and error lang ba ang lahat?
Para sa girlfriend ng kapatid ko,
Christmas BREAK
MAMA
2014
Cat-Tea
Kainis
TANG AMA
A convo with Santa
Para sayo to (with love)
Huli na ang lahat
Sparks sa Bilyaran
Ay hindi pala!
Masama na ba talaga ako?
LOVE-SEX

Sarap maging bata.

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Sarap maging bata.

Nakakamiss mag laro ng:

Texts/Pogs
Holen
Patintero
Chinese garter
Tumbang preso
Luksong baka
Dr Quack Quack
Dampa

Nakakamiss kumanta ng:

"Langit lupa impyerno, im.. im... impyerno, saksak puso tulo ang dugo, patay, buhay umalis kana diyan sa pwesto mo."

"Nanay tatay gusto kong tinapay, ate, kuya gusto kong kape. Lahat ng gusto ko ay susundin niyo, ang magkamale ay pipingutin ko."

"Sarah, sarah prinsesa, Lavinia, Lavinia inggitera. Lottie, lottie iyakin. Erminguard, erminguard tulugin. Miss amelia, takot sa pusa, miss minchin mukhang pera, mukhang pera.."

"Maiba taya, maiba taya!"

"Bubuka ang bulaklak, papasok ang reyna, sasayaw ng chacha ang saya, saya.."

"Sino ang panget dito, eto ba oh eto, eto, sabi ba ng Dyos, oo, pangit to.."

Nakakamiss sumayaw ng:

Asereje
Average Joe
Otso otso
Pamela mela one
Spaghetting pababa
Halukay ube
I'm a barbie girl
Mr. Suave

Nakakamiss manood ng:

Powerpuff girls
Tom sawyer
Sarah ang munting prinsesa
Madelaine
Lupin the third
Dragon Ball
Ghost fighter
Slam dunk
Mojacko
Doraemon
Heidi
Blues clues
Cedie
Barney
Sesame street
Banana and Pajamas
Hiraya manawari
Sineskwela
Batibot
Mathinik
Art jam
Epol apol
Wansapanataym
Okatokat
Nginig
Kakaba kaba
Tabing ilog
Meteor garden
Daisy siete

--

Nakakamiss maging bata na ang pino-problema lang ay kung paano dumami ang pogs/texts, manalo sa mga laro at paano makatakas kay nanay at tatay para hindi matulog sa tanghali at makapag laro sa kalye.

E ngayong matanda na, namomroblema kung paano matutulog dahil kulang na kulang na sa oras.

PS: Ikaw? Anong namimiss mo noong bata ka pwera sa hindi ka pa nasaktan sa pag ibig at hindi ka pa bitter?

Batang 90's
2009
Institute of Arts and Sciences (IAS)
FEU Manila

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