Casper
Madeline
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"Hey, is Casper here today?"
"Yes, and probably always will be."
"Mr. D!"
"I thought we were over that."
"We never will be. Anyways, Mr. D, how are you this fine morning?"
"It's 1 AM on a Saturday morning, and I just came into work. I got to university. What do you think?"
"Got it. Well.... Hm... I wanna try something new. What do you suggest for me?"
"Why are you here this early? You usually come around *yawn* daylight. Like eight or nine, or something like that."
"Road trip, kid. So... what's the strongest you got?"
"Iced cappocino, a water, 3 Boston creme, wake up wrap, some hash browns, and a six pack of munchkins."
"I like munchkins."
"Almost ALL donut lovers do."
"Thanks."
"Water, hash browns, and donuts and munchkins are on me, so... $18.65 is your total. See you at the window."
"I love you, friend. Thank you."