Me: Where are you?
Me: Zain?
Zain: I'm on my way.
Me: You've been on your way for two hours, tf are you doing?!
Zain: I got distracted, but I'm there in 5.
Me: Distracted? You're dropping half a bomb and then you let yourself get distracted. WAY TO GO ZAIN.
Zain: I'm sorry, I needed something.
Me: YOU LEFT ME WAITING FOR TWO HOURS DON'T YOU KNOW I'M MISERABLE OVER HERE?
Zain: Why are you miserable?
Me: IDK I JUST HATE IT WHEN PPL SAY THEY WANT TO TALK, BUT NOT ABOUT WHAT AND AHSCDJSVDHR
Zain: Chill Mehlika.
Me: Mehlika? What happened to babe? Princess? Babygirl?
Zain: What happened to daddy?
Me: I experienced Liam inside me.
Zain: So did I ;)
Me: Are you breaking up with me?
Me: Zain..
Me: Zain?
Me: ZAIN?!
Zain: I'm here.