GUYS LISTEN TO THAT SONG^^ ITS MY FAVORITE SONG EVAAAAA!!
Julie wulies pov
then shrek got shot....
"AHHHHHH HHHAAAAAHAGAH OMG HELP HAMP HELP HAELP!!" suddenly a plastic bag was placed over my big ass head. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAT THE PRICKLE!" Then I blocked out.
*420 hours l8er*
I woke up in a dark ass room. "Bananananana. Bananananana." I heard all around me. "NOOOOOOOOO STOP IT NOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHH stop." suddenly the Brite ass lite blinded me. out cam JACOB SAGGYTITS! "hehehe, you thought you could escape me. you might not be able to be brainwashed, but I WILL torture you." He devilshely said bc he was in fact satan.
SHREKS POV
I waked up in a room...chained up to a big metal/wood chair. Nothing that my big ogre muscles can't take. I thought. I pulled, hard. It didn't seem to do anything. with a mighty roar, I pulled VERY HARD and nothing happened. shrek is mad, and when shrek is mad, NITHING will survive the terror.
Jacobs pov
I look at poor julie, ha. She's just one of my MANY victims, me and my beautiful husband, donald trump, have been brainwashing people since his mom gave birth to me. BUT I WILL NOT LIES i did love julie, and donald accepted my love for both of them, which is why we're married. And why we have a child, Bob Duncan. oh what a lady's man bob is! ANYWAYS I brought Julie here so I can kill shrek, which will be hard bc he is fat, but strong and muscular. so for now, I'm going to toture both of them until Julie agrees to love me, donald, and Bob and live happily ever after with us. Suddenly I here a high pitched-bird scream....
GUESS WHO IS BACK MINIONS!!
WELL CANT WAIT to see who screamed like that...hint they're crusty HAHA ALL OF THEM ARE CRUSTY.
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