"Hello."
"Hey."
"How are you today?"
"Good. How are you?"
"Could be better. Anyways, I see you have the last bag of sour patch kids. I'm going to need to take them."
"Umm... No. I don't think so."
"Give them to me."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Give me those effin sour patch kids!"
"Fine! But only if you give me your number."
"Why?"
"Cause I wanna know why you want these so badly. But I have to go now. So give me your number."
"How do I know your not a stalker?"
"You don't. Anyways, do we have a deal?"
"...Deal."