Kakaotalk | Kim Namjoon [BTS]

By minoficent

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in which namjoon decides to anonymously message a fangirl. © minoficent 2016 [pretty much a bts crack fic] More

one // bts gc
two
three
four // jimin
five
six // jimin
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eight // bts gc
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eleven // bts gc
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fourteen // bts gc
fifteen
sixteen // bts gc
seventeen
eighteen // bts gc
nineteen
twenty
twenty one // bts gc
twenty two
twenty four
twenty five // jimin
twenty six
twenty seven
twenty eight // bts gc
twenty nine
thirty
thirty one
thirty two
thirty three // bts gc
thirty four
thirty five
thirty six
thirty seven
thirty eight
thirty nine
forty
forty one
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forty nine
fifty // bts gc

twenty three // bts gc

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namjoon (14:01): 

seokjin (14:02): NAMJOON WHAT ARE YOU DOING

jimin (14:02): OMO KOOKIE WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

hoseok (14:02): I have been scarred I cannot breathe I have met my death I

yoongi (14:02): goddamn jungkook

jimin (14:02): where did you get this from tho namjoon? o.o.o.o.o.o

taehyung (14:02): HE STOLE IT FROM ME

namjoon (14:02): ummmm the gc im in

seokjin (14:02): THIS IS WHAT ARMYS DO????

taehyung (14:02): who are these armys hyung please give me their ids we need to talk

jungkook (14:02): NO TAEHYUNG SHIT DOWN AND

jungkook (14:02): RAPMON HYUNG DELETE THAT RIGHT. NOW.

jungkook (14:02): UFCK it's too late JIMIN MUSTVE SAVED IT BY NOWKGHJD

jimin (14:02): IM SET FOR THE NIGHT THANKS NAMJOON

namjoon (14:02): jimin

jimin (14:02): HYUNG   NAMJOON HYUNG HYUNG HYUNG

taehyung (14:02): I SAID THAT ONCE JUNGKOOK STOP "shIT DOWN" FFS KOOK

seokjin (14:02): JIMIN DELETE THAT UGLY ASS PHOTO RIGHT NOW

yoongi (14:02): am I the only one that finds this funny? you're arguing over jungkook's dick

jungkook (14:02): yoongi stfU AND GO BACK TO SLEEP

yoongi (14:03): I can understand why you use that language on the rest of these rats BUT HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHO I AM

taehyung (14:03): I remember you

taehyung (14:03): jungkook ki-eokhae

jimin (14:03): ayy taehyung that drama is fly af

taehyung (14:03): since when do you watch dramas jimin you only watch porn

seokjin (14:03): WHAT JIMIN YOU WHAT

yoongi (14:03): oh wow how did this happen

hoseok (14:03): HE SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME WITH NAMJOON THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED

namjoon (14:03): WHAT THE UFKC TAEHYUNG

jungkook (14:03): at least the topic changed

namjoon (14:03): think again bitCH

namjoon (14:03):

seokjin (14:03): OHYMGOD STOP NAMJOON

seokjin (14:04): AND JIMI NGIVE ME YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW

yoongi (14:04): IM STIL LAUGHING HIS DICK IS TINY

jungkook (14:04): LIKE YOUR FUN-SIZED DICK IS ANY BIGGER

jimin (14:04): BUUUURN BABY BUURNR HIM LIKE A MARSHMALLOW

jimin (14:04): I SWEAR I DON'T HAVE ANY PORN ON MY PHONE JIN

taehyung (14:04) that's because he uses the laptop for that LMAO

jimin (14:04): TAEHYUNG FUCKING CHOKE

jungkook (14:04): YEAH ON MY DICK

hoseok (14:04): im the only pure one in this gc EOMMA REWARD ME IM HUNGRY

seokjin (14:04): YOU JUST ATE HOSEOK GO PLAY OUTSIDE

taehyung (14:04): hobi hyung I saw you jerking off the other day so idk what you're talking about

yoongi (14:04): oh FUCK taehyung has shit on everyone iM OUT

hoseok (14:04): UM

namjoon (14:04): keep AWAY FROM TAEHYUNG I STG HE'LL EXPOSE YOUR WHOLE LIFE

taehyung (14:04): yeah... about that rapmon hyung...

namjoon (14:04): DON'T FUKCING DARE BYE

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