Alien's It Girl (B.A.P - BAP)

By vaho1997

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Yang Haru was a normal looking, XXX-L sized girl with self-esteem issues until six Mato aliens come knocking... More

Alien's It Girl (B.A.P)
Chapter 2 Kidnapping the KFC Ahjusshi
Chapter 3 The Bad Beginning
Chapter 4 Exposed Private Parts
Chapter 5 Invisible Aliens
Chapter 6 Alien Human Sandwich
Chapter 7 Zelo Discovers Cherry Tomato
Chapter 8 Where's Zelo?
Chapter 9 Like A Blonde Porcupine...
Chapter 10 Slapping Yongguk's Butt
Chapter 11 Himchan's Special Sexy Hot Cakes
Chapter 12 Lesson 1: Aliens love James Bond
Author's Note
Chapter 13 Football bonds males together.
Chapter 14 Who's My Baby Girl?
Chapter 15 Do you like balls?
Chapter 16 Happy 2561st birthday!
Chapter 17 Daehyun's version
The Author's Note
Chapter 18 Look Out! Aliens On The Run!
Non update
Chapter 19 Blood Thirsty Warriors Building a... Sandcastle!
Chapter 20 Battle For The Buffet
Chapter 21 The Date and The Disaster
Authors Note
Chapter 22 Lesson 2: Brownie Bear's Manners
Chapter 23 B.A.ngtan Block
Chapter 24 Zelo Is Cute, So Your Argument Is Irrelevant.
Chapter 25 Daehyun Proves A Theory
Chapter 26 Lesson 3: How To Torture An Alien
Chapter 27 How To Seduce Using A Vegetable
Chapter 29 Cut A Hole In Your Pants!
Chapter 30 "I'm Glad We Had This Chat."
Chapter 31 A Black Bundle Of Trouble
Chapter 32 Weird Matokian Candy
Chapter 33 Chicken Feather Duster Attack!
Chapter 34 Five Males In Victoria's Secret
A-a-author's n-n-note...
Chapter 35 A Genuine Apology
Chapter 36 Our Cute Litte Ramyeon Pie
Chapter 37 You wanna B, Block B?
Chapter 38 Jaehyo's Naughty Hands
Chapter 39 Kimchi Burn
Chapter 40 Ready To Rock And Roll!
Chapter 41 Jongup Bells
Chapter 42 Love Is Free French Fries?
Chapter 43 Attack The Floor!
Chapter 44 Take Off Your Shirt And Lie Down.
Chapter 45 "Pink Is Life!"
Chapter 46 New Queen Bee
Chapter 47 Hot Chocolate With Marshmallows
Chapter 48 Excuse Me For Be Beautiful
Chapter 49 Pirate Bear Hostage
Chapter 50 Butterflies, Toothbrushes and Frog Essence no.5
Chapter 51 A Rose, Coupons and Constipated Ostritchs
Chapter 52 Haru The Juice Box, Stresss~
Chapter 53 Haru Is Beef!
Chapter 54 Glitter and Unicorns!
Chapter 55 Froggie The Frog
Chapter 56 Frogblocker
Announcement
Chapter 57 Planning An Assassination
Chapter 58 Down The Toilet, In A Broom Closet and Teeth Marks
Chapter 59 Hello Kitty Bribe
Yet again another one.
Chapter 60 Sappy Love Songs And A Cucumber
Chapter 61 Brought To Justice
Chapter 62 A Sad Sack Of Potatoes.
Chapter 63 Green Tea and Walking Sticks
Chapter 64 Let's Keep This PG 13
Final Author's Note.

Chapter 28 That XX

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By vaho1997

Hello my Lovelies!

For some of my readers, school has already begun, or it should I have begun by now... relax, school is fun, you learn loads. Despite my moans and complaints, I don't really have anything against schools. Relax and laugh at my picture of Jongup ----->

Enjoy!

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          "Haru? Where are you?" Zelo called, oh dear. He's coming upstairs. B.A.P is gathering!

          Himchan stared straight my eyes with an unreadable expression, his dark eyes narrowed like a falcon, glancing up at Jongup then back at me and his jaw clenched up, he sighed and turned around. "HEY GUYS! WOA-" 

          With a loud battle cry he jumped up in the air and pounced on the other four members, there were loud thumps on the stairwell, screams of pain and annoyance which was probably caused when five guys roll or tumble down two flights of stairs. 

          Jongup swiftly took of his tank top and pulled it past my head and my oversized bunny ears, pulling my arms out of the right holes and making me stand behind his back. His shirt barely covered my butt and my chest, making my thick radish-like thighs look even bigger than they were supposed to and almost exposing my chest. Before I could dwell too much on the fact that I was still fat and my body was still far from perfect, Jongup almost pressed his back into my face. 

          His tanned bare back looked smooth, muscular and very firm, his back looked like it would come from a perfect statue made by an ancient Greek sculpture. He rolled his shoulders and I was hypnotized by all the different muscles that moved in unison because of that simple action, it took all of my self control to stop my hands from feeling his back, not to mention, Jongup held my right hand with his behind his back and tried to push me back into my room.

          But at that moment, the other guys came up, Himchan was massaging his jaw and wincing whenever he took a step, Jongup sent him a look and a shook his head slightly, Himchan frowned and glared pointedly.

          "Hey hyungs." Jongup said and squared his shoulders, trying to hide me as much as possible

          "I know your body is sexy, but you really don't have to flaunt." Youngjae complained, patting his own belly. Jongup chuckled sheepishly and tried to cover his bare chest with his other arm, putting his right hand on his left shoulder.

          "What are you hiding behind your back?" Daehyun asked, trying to peer over Jongup. Jongup took a step back and pressed me against my bedroom door. 

          "Nothing." 

          "Oh really?" Daehyun raised an eyebrow.

          "JEEZ ZELO!" Himchan yelled, and swatted Zelo on the head, "YOU DON'T NEED TO PUNCH ME IN THE HEAD. STAH-PIT! I'M GOING TO SHUT YOU DOWN SOON! LEMME GO! I'M YOUR GENERAL! RESPECT ME!"

          When all heads were turned to Himchan bickering with Zelo, Jongup quickly opened my door, pushed me in and barely closed the door.

          That was too close for comfort, I swiftly hopped into gear and started covering myself with underwear and clothes faster than you can say 'Himchan is in trouble.' The problem was my huge bunny ears, the cotton-ball tail and my hands, or should I say paws? The ears got stuck when I tried to put on a shirt, the tail made my most comfortable jeans feel tight and I had to suck my stomach in just force the zipper half way, not to mention, I still don't have fingers. 

          I ended with a baggy knee long dress that looked like, if black plastic bag and a cardboard box had a kid together, I would be wearing the kid right now. I left my arms bare because, I couldn't force my paws through any shirt with sleeves. 

          "You can't go inside, hyungs!" Jongup yelled in panic, 

          I strolled over and yanked the door open, making all six of them fall in. "What are you doing?"

          They scrambled up on their feet and backed out into the hall, openly gaping at me. 

          "E-e-ears." Zelo spluttered, "P-paws."

          "You... Holy Matokis." Daehyun pointed, 

          Yongguk and Youngjae remained quiet and calculating, but Himchan and Jongup sighed in relief. I crossed my arms over my chest and frowned, "Thanks for saying the obvious." 

          "But-" Zelo pointed, "Ears."

          "Jongup." I passed him his shirt while looking at the opposite direction. He quickly popped the shirt back on and guided me downstairs, Himchan was on my other side, the other guys hurried behind us into the dining room. 

          "Why do you have a bulge in your butt?" Youngjae pointed, 

          "You have no idea how wrong that just sounded." Himchan cringed, 

          "That bulge is my tail." I replied and pulled down on my dress, 

          "Ooh! Can I see?" Zelo hovered around me, 

          "NO!" Himchan and Jongup yelled immediately and shielded me away from Zelo with their inhuman speed, 

          "Zelo, you can't just ask a girl if you can look up her dress." I chided, waggling my finger from behind the two bodyguards. "That isn't polite."

          "So you want me to peek without asking?" Zelo ducked down, but Himchan stood in front of his face and scowled. 

          "No is no," He pushed Zelo's forehead with his forefinger and Zelo toppled over. We all sat down at the dining table, Yongguk placed his hands and laced fingers onto the table, Youngjae and Daehyun were staring at me unabashedly, Zelo was rubbing his forehead with a pout and Himchan and Jongup sat on either sides of me. 

          I looked around uncomfortably, my hands were on my lap obediently, and I bowed my head, waiting for some kind of nonsensical comment about my hybrid body. 

          "I learned something from last week's movie." Daehyun leaned forward and flicked a strand of hair from his eyes. We all raised an eyebrow and listened carefully to what he was about to say, since he had a serious look on his face and that little crease on the bridge of his nose whenever he frowned. He took a deep breath and closed his eyes as if to remember what he was going to say, 

          "Here goes nothing." He muttered to himself then looked at me straight in the eye and said,

          "You look damn hot today gurl. Fine like a fiddle."

          

          "Pardon me?" I reeled back, my long ears flattened and I narrowed my eyes. All the other guys around the table had their mouths hanging open. 

          "You look... I believe the word here is sexy." Daehyun continued, ignoring my  weirded out stares, his eyes looked deeper and darker than usual when he leaned on the table with a hand placed on his cheek, his pink tongue flicked around his mouth and his adam's apple bobbed up.

          "Seriously." Youngjae agreed, "You look really good with Matoki ears."

          "Zelo agrees." 

          "Not too bad." Yongguk looked away and drummed his fingers on the table. 

          "What the heck guys!" I exclaimed, burying my face in my hands, then peeking through my opened fingers. They were all eyeing me up and down, Jongup frowned deeply his eyes darted back and forth until one moment when he light up like a light bulb.

          "Lets go running!" He said excitedly, 

          "That was completely irrelevant to our previous conversation topic." Youngjae said to Jongup, 

          "Yes, but running is relevant to any conversation." Zelo protested, Jongup looked between the two and tilted his head to the right in confusion, 

          "You can exercise with me." Yongguk offered, I nodded and patted my still bulging stomach. 

          "Fine. Count me in too." Youngjae huffed, "I'm only doing this because Haru is doing this."

          "Awww Chubby Bunny!" I squealed, "Thanks."

          "I change my mind." Youngjae crossed his arms over his chest, "You can go train by yourself if you keep up with that ridiculous name."

          "Why? Come on Chubby Bunny, exercise with me!" I wriggled in my seat asking really sweetly, using my baby voice and making my bunny ears twitch. Youngjae tried to frown and shrug nonchalantly, but the enormous grin on his face betrayed him.

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          "Come on!" Yongguk clapped his hands loudly, there wasn't a single hint of breathlessness in his voice. "We're just warming up with a slow jog."

          "Are you kidding me?! I'm dying here!" I panted, my throat hurts, my legs hurt, my feet hurt, my stomach hurts, even my bunny ears hurt. There isn't a single part of my body that doesn't hurt. I should have known that it was a stupid idea, they stuffed my ears inside a baseball cap, and made me wear winter gloves and baggy clothes to hide my furry paws and my cotton-ball tail. 

          "Is there anything a bit more... elementary?" I wheezed, 

          Himchan didn't answer, he was well focused and breathing regularly, Yongguk and Jongup were taking lead, Zelo wasn't even sweating and was cheerfully chatting with Jongup about butterflies. (Why butterflies?) Daehyun was running next to Himchan, last but not least, Youngjae. He was panting just has hard as I was. In fact, he didn't look too fresh either. 

   I already had a million of snide comments and swear words buzzing around my mind. Slow jog my ass. They were freaking sprinting or maybe escaping from a pack of hungry cheetahs, that's what they're doing. Warming up? I'm well warmed up now, in fact, I'm melting. Not in a nice butterfly-in-my-stomach kind of way. 

          "Hyung. Haru is thinking of bad stuff." Jongup tattle-tailed. 

          "She can be however angry she wants." Yongguk replied cheerfully, "As long as she keeps up."

          "What if she falls behind?" Zelo asked, his cheeks were getting faintly red.

          "Then we'll push her." Himchan skipped, "She's gonna make it."

          "Ooh, ooh! Can I use the taser function?" Zelo bounced on his feet, 

          "Taser?" I gasped in shock.

          "You know, something like this." Zelo's pointing finger sparked, then he poked Youngjae's arm.

          "Yah!" Youngjae yelled with a great big jump. The running was obviously taking toll on him as well because he was also lagging behind, panting and wheezing just as bad as I was. With Zelo's surprise shock, he doubled his pace and tried to grab at Zelo.

          "You're slow." Zelo sang, easily dancing away from Youngjae's claws. 

          "Come on. You can do it." Yongguk barked, he slowed down to match our pace, "Work those legs. Are you even TRYING?"

          "Hyung, don't yell." Youngjae wheezed, winced and plugged his ears with his fingers. 

          "How long have we been running?" Daehyun asked, "I'm bored."

          "400 meters and counting." Zelo replied, "401, 402, 403-"

          "Okay Zelo. That's enough." Yongguk reminded and Zelo stopped counting. 

          "Four hundred?!" Youngjae and I wheezed in unison.

          "Yup! Lets go! 2600 meters to go!" Himchan turned around, running backwards just as easily as running forwards. 

          "I can't do this." I heaved, "Go without me. Save yourselves. I'll be fine here."

          "Good idea- I mean, Yeah. Don't worry guys. I'll protect her. You guys go ahead." Youngjae waved pathetically, clutching his sides trying to slow down to a stop.

          "Oh come on. It's only 3000 meters." Yongguk scowled and Zelo gave Youngjae a shock. "Don't tell me you can't do it. Put your back into it!"

          "Come on! We can do this!" Daehyun clapped loudly next to Youngjae

          "Yeah! Fighting!" The maknae-line joined in the cheering. Why were they still so energetic?!

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          Once we reached our finishing point (the house), I collapsed onto the floor without taking off my shoes, Youngjae threw himself next to me on the cool wooden floor. 

          I just took deep breath to ease my poor burning heart, aching ribs and sore body. The entire 3 km was hell to me. My mind was screaming: You're going to freaking die. GIVE UP! But whenever I slowed down, Zelo would kindly remind me the consequences of slowing down. 

          "You devils." I wheezed on the floor. 

          "You're weak." Yongguk scoffed. How could he still be speaking properly and form comprehend-able sentences?

          "She wants to say, her brain went mush." Jongup translated and took off my baseball cap to free my sore bunny ears, he wiped the sweat off my forehead and patted my forehead gently, then he bame back with a glass of water and offered it to me.

          "We're going for another run tomorrow." Himchan promised, Youngjae and I groaned in unison.

          "I have a head ache." I pressed both hands to my temples, "It might from the transformations."

          "I have a... full body ache." Youngjae added, 

          "Sit up," Zelo and Jongup said and lifted us up into a sitting position, Zelo is surprisingly strong, considering he just lifted Youngjae. 

          "Why?" We complained in unison, sitting on my butt hurts, my tail makes sitting uncomfortable. 

          "Now try and touch your toes without bending your knees." The maknae-line said cheerfully, 

          Jae and I heaved, we groaned, we lurched, but still, we couldn't touch our toes. 

          "I think they need some help." Daehyun suggested angelically, and folded his hands over his chest, sending us a devilish smirk.Jongup nodded at Zelo and they pushed our backs down, 

          "And down we go!" They sang and sat comfortably on our backs, forcing our muscles to stretch. 

          "ACK!"

          "YAH!"

          "HOLY MATOS!"

          "GET OFF!!"

          "That XX" Youngjae screamed after Zelo, matokian swear words shot out of his mouth until Himchan conveniently covered his mouth. 

          "Mmmmph!" Youngjae yelled, spitting when Himchan decided to let go, "Hyung, your hand tastes like shi-"

          Zelo!" I screeched, "GET OFF ME!"

          "Nooope!" He chortled, and bounced on my back, I felt my intestine and my internal organs wobble, not to mention, my spine might have just snapped. 

         Youngjae and my groans filled the house hold, low and full of pain. When Himchan had to report back to Governor Hyosung, we were pardoned from the stretching torture. 

          "You better keep your eyes open while you sleep." Youngjae cursed, "Because I'm going to shut you down and re-program your settings, or I might just paralyze and use you as a flower pot for your cherry tomato plant."

          "Mehrong." Maknae stuck out his tongue and ran away. 

          "S-some h-help please?" I said feebly and clutched my back, Yongguk helped me up like one would help an elderly stand up. "T-thanks."

          "You don't look too good." He stated, 

          "You don't say." I rolled my eyes at him, "This is your fault."

          "At least you don't have paws now." He held my perfectly normal, hairless hands in his big, rough, callused hands.

          "I... I have fingers! Oh my god!!" I exclaimed excitedly, "DAEHYUN! YOU OWE ME A PINKY PROMISE!"

          "I'm busy!" He yelled back, "Youngjae can't use the bathroom because of cramps. We have to postpone!"

          "YAH!" Youngjae's panicked voice echoed through the house, making Yongguk chuckle deeply.

          "KEEP YOUR VOICES DOWN!" Himchan commanded from down the hall, "I'M HAVING A CONVERSATION HERE."

          For once in a while, the entire went graveyard silent. Himchan nodded in satisfaction and closed the door again. Yongguk snorted and shook his head with a secretive smile on his face. "That dork."

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Author's Note: 

I kind of rushed this chapter because I wanted to post something before school officially starts. It took me a while to write this chapter because I got stuck. Things weren't going straight for me, and with all that stress and nervous-ness, my imagination juices dried up. 

School offically starts in 6 hours, the last two weeks were just "Lets-get-to-know-each-other-better!" time, now it's serious stuff. Chemistry for 3 hours straight, starting from 9 am to 12 pm then from 1 pm to 3 pm is P.E or Physical Education. (But we're staying indoors, in a computer room. Why? I don't know.)

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