aaShane Lee Dawson (born Yaw; born July 19, 1988), an American YouTube personality, actor, sketch comedian, singer, songwriter and film director, was in his room filming a youtube video
hello guys i am shane he said today i am going to be react(©the fine brothers™™™™™™™) to the 1975
please dnot flag me for that image i will SUE YOU
anyway this oneshto isnt even about rafi fine fuck off
ANYWAY
SHANE DAWSON
so yeah shane dawson was in his bedroom filming a saucy video
CAMGIRL! SHANE
no that's a headcanon for another time he wasnt fiming a saucy video
SO YEAH shane dawson was in his bedroom filming a r*eaction video
"HELLO FRIENDS " how does shane dawson talk i dont watch him brb im gonna go watch a shane dawson video so i can get a decent understanding of his dialect
okay im back i watched a shane dawson video that was the worst experience of my life LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE
"HEY GUYS SOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE NOTHIGNF IMPORTANT TO SAYÂ BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER BUT I AM R*EACITN TO THE 1957Â BITCH OHOHHH LOOK AT THIS SEXY MAN MMM BITCH HOEI LOVVEE THIS BAND MY FAVOURITE SONG BY THE 9175 IS GIRLS BECAUSE IT IS ABOUT GIRLS AND IÂ LIKE GIRLS BUT ALSO I LIKE THE SONG MEDICINE BECAUSE THAT IS ABOUT BOYS medicine is not a love song about a girl AND I LIKE BOYS I LIKE GIRLS AND BOYS BECAUSE I AM BISEXUAL"
suddenly there was a knock at the door and there was a knob at the door
(door knob)
(i am literally so funny)
IT WAS MATTTTTTTTTTTTTY from THE 1974785 AT THE DOOR wow what a surprise seeing as this is a matty x shane dawson oneshot
i was gonna say i wonder if anyone else has ever written a matty x shane dawson oneshot but i highly highly doubt it
shatty is my otp u should all write shatty fics
anyway
SHANE DAWSON GASPED BECAUSE MATTY WAS AT ThE MOTHERFUCKING BITCH ASS DOOR
WHAT ARE U DOING HERESAID SHANE he was shocked
"STOP EXPLOITING ME SO U CAN GET VIEWS ON YOUR CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE.COM" SAID MATTY IN A VERY ANGRY LIZARD i mean voice what
who did u all vote for in the tumblr april fool's elections if u didnt vote for mop im disappointed in u
anyhoo matty was there and he was ANGER
"STOP EXPLOITING ME FOR VIEWS" matty said again because shane waasnt listening before because he was too busy staring at matty's crotch
"i will sexually exploit you and you can view ME if u get what im saying ;) ;) ;) " replied shane
since matty was and is all about that dick life he did not turn the offer down
instead he leaned in to kiss shane
he kissed shane
THEN SHANE UNLEASHED HIS MASSIVE LENGTHY LENGTH
"WOW!!!!!" said matty "WHAT A LARGE DICK"
however it was not as long as greggos's dick because since geogroes is a Big Friendly Giant it makes sense for his dick to be big too otherwise everythign wouldnt be in proportion
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