snape's p.o.v
"professor snape what's our homework bc i kind of like wanna pass u kno" harry potter said. he was so annoying omfg
"go die in a hole is ur homework lol" i said. i didn't actually mean lol tbh but i mean i kind of needed a job
"go get ur shovel
and we'll dig a deep hole
2 bury the castle, bury the castle" hayley williams said, magically appearing out of nowhere. i thought brand new eyes came out in 2010 but idk. magic i guess
"omfg hayley ilysm" the emos said. i loved hayley 2 but i already had a bae on myspace so
bc i thought of my bae, i logged on2 myspace on my iphone 7. I know it was 2006 but i mean
magic
hai :3 i typed.
hey bae the guy, who called himself 'ten' typed back
ugh i h8 kids i typed
don't h8 rel8 ten said
no xD i typed
lol ten said
"um excuse me sir but there is a paramore concert happening in ur classroom and the emos are going crazy" some student said
"does it look like i care" i asked
"would u care if draco and harry were making out" the student asked
"probably lol why" i said
"bc they r and tbh things r getting a little nsfw" the student said.
"eh whatever"
my fav student is makin out w/ my least fav in my classroom omfg i typed
omg xD lol ten said do u live in england?
lol yeah i typed
omg i'm in england 2!!1! ten said
we should totes meet up!11!! i typed
ye!!111!!!11! ten said
I was so excited!!111!!11
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a/n: look a "long" chapter