Percy Jackson Jokes And Quotes

By jacquidt

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*********** DISCLAIMER I don't own PJO or HOO. I may or may not have found these on the internet **********... More

Author's Note
Tremble in FEAR
YOLO
Minecraft with HoO
Putting the 'Roman' in 'Romance'
THE GOD'S CHOSEN BEVERAGE
Only Percy
I don't like your name
The words of wisdom
Picture :)
Pick up lines
BLUE FOOD!!!
anger management classes
MOM!
I'm dead
Nicknames
All Da Single Ladies
Knock knock
You're an angel
Oh Leo...
Seaweed Brain....
AWW PERCABETH
I thought we were stating the impossible
Puns
Monopoly
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY PERCY!
Festus
So I have been told....
#NICOSAYSNO
I can fly
So... is it going to come out of your head?
Parties
Plot twist
Nobody
Tartarus poem
Percy is like a a fish
Ogygia
What mortals say...
Thalia Woodn't
The awkward moment
Sure, sure Percy
I love you
I don't like your name Part 2
PERCY JACKSON!!!
Future Children?
Cheesy Joke
Nico di Angelo
Solangelo Channel
How does Mr D claim his kids?
Wrong Pen
HERA!!!
You do realize
I saw this movie....
In the car
Leo Flamin' Valdez
Today....
Ugh mortals
stuDYING
Gaea
Thank you guys!
This one can't get away
February 31
Songs
Poseidon Knows
OC
Brason
Keep Calm
You know you're a Fangirl....
STAY AWAY FROM ANNABETH PEOPLE
You know...
Nico and Leo's problems
Letters through time
THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE
Powers
the awkward moment
Knock him out
Tagging
Reyna
Everything Wrong with
The children of the big three
1k READS!!!
Gods! Kids these days!
Gods To Children
Percy Vs Percy
Well me
Me while reading
Me while reading 2
she kissed me
Simply
Nico's Annabeth
Reading
Always
Leo!
Per.....cy Jackson
Am I the only one?
Harry VS Percy
100th CHAPTER!!!
Pick up lines 2
Did it hurt
The Seven as....
the moment when....
I have a boyfriend... in a book
Was it hard?
He's hot
Isn't that weird?
Ships
I'm waaaay hotter than you
Percy Jackson Flirting help
Do you still want the ring?
We'll eat you both
No You're a Percy
Characters
how much
Poseidion Knows
Here's to those
I saw this joke
It was probably important
Because you're my friend
Have you ever
Oh Nico
I'll live forever
blue food
Medusa
10K THANKS GUYS
Staples?
The Seven As Parents
SOMEBODY HELP
Let's Play A Game
There are Three types
WHY IS IT FAKE?
January 28....
You Have A Nice Voice
Yes
Boyfriends
Conner And Travis
PJO Percy and HOO Percy
No I really want to know
Look up... I think or to the side
I see where I stand now
Athena
I feel lied to
Dear Octavian
A/N
MORTAL DIDN'T EVEN READ THE BOOK
I may be
Sponge Bob was a lie
Trying to flirt
SORRY
What horrible things
Girlfriend?
Call Me Maybe
Dam....
SPIDERS!!!
Um... Nico?
Rick Riordan
Picture >>> ^^^^
Pen
Wait til
Harry Potter Vs Percy Jackson pt. 2
Tick tok
Pompeii
Thanks so much guys!
Just Get Married Already
Chicken Nugget?
What would you do
Pick Up Lines
It must be good manners
Gods->House Gods-> Apartment Gods
Fangirls?
Who do you want to marry?
Why are you crying?
YOU'RE NOT A REAL FAN
EAT MY PANTS!
Percabeth!
Aw
I beg your pardon
Girls
Nico
You don't know him like I do
I can't control the weather
If you think about it
Aphrodite girls...
Hehe A/N
Percy Jackson, The Heroes of Olympus, and The Trials of Apollo Oneshots
How I Met Your Mother
My Apollo-gees
'Normal' life
House Of Hades
....
Percy Jackson talks to the Gods
What More Do You Want?
A/N
WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The Puns Are Real
ILLUMINATI COMFIRMED!!!

picture! ^^^^ >>>>

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