Me: **randomly says** Mrs. Jackson, are you nasty?
Friend: Mrs. Jackson?
Me: Mrs. Jackson, are you a handsome woman?
Friend: **looks confused** But I'm--
Me: closing the goddamn door?
Friend: But--
Me: **claps** All sinners must stand up and sing hallelujah?
Friend: No--
Me: one has seen it's presence? And where does it go?
Friend: **confused** Are you---
Me: More than I bargained for yet?
Friend: Why would i--
Me: Panic At The Disco? Idk. Why DO people panic at the disco?
Friend: Maybe--
Me: I love the way you hurt me, BABY!
Friend: **smiles** Okay, let's play that game... **smirks**
Me:.....WHAT??
Friend: **turns on 1D**
Me: **dies before I could run away**
Friend: If only we liked the same bands...
Me: **dead but nods**
(Sorry I made 1D fans REALLY mad, but...I don't like them. I just feel like this is my 1D friends and me. We HATE each other's fav bands, and yet, we're still Besties; I don't see how. Lol. They know I love them. 😄 )
(Anyway, sorry this was TERRIBLE!!)