okay. i decided to name it Vlad Joey Matty Shell Sheldon. thanks to @OffTopicCrush , @Smol_Lil_Meme , @floral_vaporeon , and of course MadisonElizabethClar. also marx from kirby is going to be in this chapter as well as requested by the one and only coauthor uglytoe. well um not really a coauthor she only inspired me to write this and helped with the first chapter or so. :) HAHA KILL YOURSELF SARAH (jk bebe) and i dont care if you dont celebrate easter ya'll kids need jesus in your lives. including me im writing this so
also as always this is a joke and leafy needs to read this. hi leafy. im so sorry. :_)
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you woke up early one morning with leafy only to find many cute reptilian bebes instead of ducks. they were quacking and they had bows on them. you began to look for your basket. hopefully it would have lots of suicide pills and bleach-in-a-tablet-s (PLEASE TELL ME THATS A THING) (YES IT IS OMG IM ECSTATIC). you were going to have a nice, family dinner with leafy you and your bebes. luckily you finally found your basket flushed down the toilet. it included all mentioned before but with an added surprise- MARX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
marx threw his biggy bally at you and you exploded into a million reptiliany bits. leafy cried "FU MRAX. I H8 U BEACH." said leafy
marx smiled and laughed and stuff and said "IPAJDOAJDO IT WAs ALL POART OF MYT PLANS.APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE HANDS I CANT THROW STUFF." all of the sudden your reptiliany bits flew back into place making you whole again. you had a nice meal with your new friend marx. well he died from eating your bleach tablets and SARah because sarah is a marx killer. its okay sarah i had to kill handsome jack and hes my favorite character too :( help us please. stop making us kill our favorite characters