Pickup Lines △ [D.SPRAYBERRY]...

By rossbutler

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riles; are you a broom because you just swept me off my feet;) unknown; no I'm a Dylan, nice pickup line tho ... More

riley sampson
one | bored
two | allison dies?
three | i didn't ask
four | a lot of requests
five | three weeks
six | teen wolf chat
seven | were you jealous?
eight | tired and angry
ten | nervous
eleven | jack mccoy
twelve | group chat goals
thirteen | fight me
fourteen | the day of a dance
fifteen | hugs and dances
sixteen | the advice
seventeen | single life rules
eighteen | serious talks
nineteen | what a cutie
twenty | christmas
twenty one | times like this
twenty two | right before
twenty three | new years eve
twenty four | snapchat
twenty five | dating
twenty six | the end
one shot | one
one shot | two

nine | b + r

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By rossbutler

[iMessage]

chat with bellabitch;

bellabitch; I'm going with Rachel! she asked me to dance and you know me always had a small crush on her (like more than I had with Caleb)

queen riles; YASSS my bisexual bæ got a girlfriend

bellabitch; well like it's just a date but hopefully we'll date
bellabitch; I'm so nervous

queen riles; don't be nervous!

bellabitch; you're nervous, you told me while dress shopping

queen riles; the difference is you've met Rachel, I haven't met dylan what if he hates me
queen riles; or thinks I'm annoying

bellabitch; his loss

queen riles; Ik ik I'm just scared :( he's one of my closest friends (besides you obviously)

bellabitch; bby it will be perfect I swear, he'll see you in your dress and instantly fall in love with
bellabitch; you'll get married and have children
bellabitch; and he'll be stuck with your pickup up lines forever

queen riles; my pickup lines are great

bellabitch; not really

queen riles; yes really

bellabitch; I'm all about the truth

queen riles;

bellabitch; Gfy

queen riles;

bellabitch; I hate you

queen riles;

bellabitch; this is why I love you I swear

queen riles; love you too boo

bellabitch; go tell dylan that

queen riles; gfy

bellabitch;



chat with king dylan;

queen riles; sleeping things off paid off
queen riles; Bella got a date 😊
queen riles; and I slept great, even for an angry person
queen riles; how long does filming take? what happens in s5? does anyone die? If Kira dies I quit
queen riles; I'm on the fourth ep, you're a cutie as Liam
queen riles; scira is adorable 😍
queen riles; you got tricked into a party you lil werewolf
queen riles; Kira is so awkward I love her

king dylan; so much has happened since that, Liam ain't innocent anymore

queen riles; does Liam get laid?

read

queen riles; oh my god Liam gets laid 😂
queen riles; I'm dying

king dylan; I can't say that he does, because it happens in 5b and it isn't airing at the moment

queen riles; ooo I know 5b spoilers
queen riles; does anyone die?? in s4 it's not a spoiler if it already aired a while ago

king dylan; it'd be a spoiler if you haven't seen it
king dylan; but the season revolves around a dead pool sooo I mean like someone dies
king dylan; :) better?

queen riles; ugh as long as Liam never dies, I'll be okay
queen riles; and Scotty mccutie
queen riles; plus lydia, and stiles
queen riles; okay no one I like is allowed to die

king dylan; who is allowed to die?

queen riles; no one
queen riles; Kate

king dylan; okay..
king dylan; what's your dress look like?

queen riles; you can't change the topic, we are talking s4 spoilers

king dylan; t h e d r e s s ?

queen riles; why does it matter? you'll see me in it in like five days

king dylan; whatever

queen riles; don't whatever me, mister berry
queen riles; it's a pretty dress😊
queen riles; and I'll look beautiful in it

king dylan; you always look beautiful tho

queen riles; thank you 🙈 you're so amazing dyl why you gotta do this to me

king dylan; do what?

queen riles; you're making me blush 😊 (I'm actually blushing)

king dylan; mission complete :)
king dylan; what music do you like?

queen riles; WHY DO YOU KEEP CHANGING TOPICS SO FAST
queen riles; You can't compliment me and then ask what music I like

king dylan; yes I can! I'm trying to know you better
king dylan; I'm into punk, metal genre. slipknot

queen riles; wtf is slipknot

king dylan; just look them up

queen riles; okay...
queen riles; wtf was that?

king dylan; great music

queen riles; everyone has their own opinions, some are just wrong

king dylan; you're wrong but k
king dylan; what song did you listen too?

queen riles; psychosocial? I think idk the first one that popped up

king dylan; okay what do you listen too?

queen riles; the pretty reckless, the kooks, kongos? good music you know?

king dylan; slipknot is good music

queen riles; people have their own opinions kk
queen riles; just I don't like what your opinion in what 'good music' is.

king dylan; :))) we can't be friends

queen riles;

king dylan; no don't leave me

queen riles; bye bitch

king dylan; don't leave me :( who am I going to take to the high school dance thing

queen riles; I'm taking you tho

king dylan; okay who would take me to the dance if you left me

queen riles; you said we couldn't be friends because I have better music taste

king dylan; that isn't exactly what I said but we can still be friends even tho my music taste is better

queen riles; w r o n g b i t c h f i g h t m e

king dylan; f u c k n o

queen riles; 🤘🏻 I win

king dylan; no you didn't

queen riles; are you a beaver? because dammmmm

king dylan; now look who is changing the topic

queen riles; um me obviously, you changed the topic like 3 times. let this slide

king dylan; only this one time

queen riles; I have two more times at least

king dylan; you don't.

queen riles; smh you're rude

king dylan; you're the one who called me bitch multiple times

queen riles; only because you're my best friend 😘
queen riles; don't tell Bella or Jack

king dylan; I won't 😜

queen riles; well it's Sunday and I still have a bit of homework left that I should get done :) essay due soon :(

king dylan; what class?

queen riles; History, my topic is Marilyn Monroe death conspiracy😌

king dylan; sounds fun!

queen riles; it's okay! presentation is what I'm nervous for but that is after my Christmas break
queen riles; anyways it is due Wednesday and I need to start

king dylan; good luck lol

queen riles; 6-8 pages, it'll be easy

king dylan; I'm sure it will (sarcasm)

queen riles; I like to procrastinate

my actually essay topic for history last semester, it went great.

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