Mental Twin Q/A

Introduction

Sl: Hey guys!
St: Welcome to the book of questions for absolutely no reason whatsoever!!! I'm Starsky, and this idiot is Slapit
Sl: Hi!! I'm-well actually, it's so we can answer them. Numbnuts.
St: Whatever, you socially retarded crackpot.
Sl: Don't worry guys, this is common daily banter!
St: Ask us whatever the hell your brain wants!
Sl: Does Connor still have my pencil?
St: Yes!
Sl: Oh bollocks!