Blink. Blink. Blink. I wake up in the woods remembering only one thing. My name. Cinder. All I can think of is: what a horrible name!! I get up and trek through the woods.
20 minutes later, I find myself upon a sign that says:
WELCOME TO THE HUMBLE FARMTOWN OF BIPPETY BOPPITY POO!
home of the famous Charming, and the sacred spot where his Pixie stepfather turned him in to a dashing prince until midnight, where he met the queen, CinderElla
Wait a minute. That doesn't sound right.