Aries - You kill him repeatedly to get rid of your anger.
Taurus - You put him in a bin and slam the lid.
Gemini - You ask questions.
Cancer - You walk away.
Leo - You go and ram a fire place poker up his ass as revenge.
Virgo - You cry.
Libra - You get a couple of punches in then you leave.
Scorpio - Kill him and then shout, "Now we're even, bitch!"
Sagittarius - "Prick."
Capricorn - You stick your middle finger up at him and smile sarcastically.
Aquarius - You tease him while the night still goes on.
Pisces - You thank him. Because now you can cause some mischief while you're here.