yo
any chapters onwards from this is the real story. okay
don't even bother to fucking plagiarize my shit because as shit as my shit is, my shit is my fucking shit so don't go thinking my shit is your shit otherwise i'll shit you up and you'll regret pretending that my damn shit is your own fucking shit bc truth shitly be told, your shit is pretty shit and my shit aint shit, it's the shit. *cue sounds of applaud at that amazingly composed paragraph. also cue sounds of 'ooooohh' at the A*, Kanye West- worthy diss.*
in simpler terms, don't copy this.
I guess I am pretty cool and I send out a 'rad' [OMG CRINGE] vibe but lol seriously, don't copy because when I'm famous [WHICH I VERY MUCH WILL BE ONE DAY] i'll sue you with the millions of dollars I will have
LOL CAN I CRINGE IN PEACE
okay xxxxx
-tan
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