PRESENT
this is siCK: Dan? Phil is worried about you
spooky jim👻: im going to eat my foot if you don't reply
dan✨: ayy my middle school hoes
this is siCK: duDE ta lkK to Phil ffs
spooky jim👻: you're being a freaking egg
dan✨: you know Phil too?
this is siCK: we get around
spooky jim👻: bruH he literally showed us in person your convo
this is siCK: sweet baby jesus you are not straight
dan✨: ive changed
spooky jim👻: siiiiigh
this is siCK:
dan✨: I'm serious!
dan✨: i have a girlfriend
this is siCK:
spooky jim👻: are your bitch ass parents making you have a girlfriend?
dan✨: ... well
this is siCK: if they fucKING DONT STOP
this is siCK: don't let them get to you
spooky jim👻: why were you aN ass to Phil????
He is my bean????
this is siCK: tru
dan✨: ugh i don't know what came over me
dan✨: fuck I need to talk to him and break up with cat
dan✨: thank you guys for bringing me back to my senses
this is siCK: finally it's the old you !
spooky jim👻: our job here is done