life doesn't last forever

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thinking about the end, just makes me want to end. this is a hilarious book about what i do every day. friends, mitsie pie, randomness, stupidity, an...

can i eat u?

23 10 3

By cat-tastic

"Can I eat u?"

"Um, no."

"Please!!"

"No."

"Please!!"

"NO!"

"PLEASEE!!!"

"NOOO!!!"

"PRETTY PLEASE!?!"

"NOOO!!!"

"PRETTY PLEASE WIF A CHERRY ON TOP?!?!"

"For the last time, no."

"A juicy red cherry?"

"NOOOO!!!"

"Ple–"

"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

"Please."

"SSSCCCCCRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"

"Was that a yes?"

"Ok. I understand now, u want to say yes, but u r embarrassed."

"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! No. NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! No. NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! No. NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÖOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! No."

"So ur not embarrassed?"

"YES."

"Ok, any final words?"

"What?"

"U said yes. I'm gonna eat u now."

"Bye, mr."

"NOOOO–"

"Yum, yum, yum!! I love tricking annoying caterpillars! And I love when I eat them!" said the bird.

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