Why I Am B!H trash [Bottom Ha...

By LouAndI_Larry

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Where I'm so privilaged that the only thing I have to complain about is Harry taking a dick up the ass and ev... More

Why Am I B!H trash: Opening
Why I Am B!H trash: Harry with Men
Why I Am B!H trash: Princess Hazza & His Ways
Why I Am B!H trash: Baby's got a Booty
Why I Am B!H trash: Bigger = Top???
Why I Am B!H trash: Unwanted opinions
deleted chapters....?
Why I Am B!H trash: Het Harry
Why I am B!H trash: Confessions
Why I Am B!H Trash: Pedophilia and Age Gap
Why I Am B!H Trash: "They Share That Really"

Why I Am B!H trash: "Daddy!Harry is real!1!"

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By LouAndI_Larry

OK who else gags when they see this comment.

I wouldn't mind calling Harry my dad (for the obvious reason that he is a man and NOT a woman) except when I say that, it reminds me of het, so I call him my mom. He /is/ a mom, first of all.

He will make you eat your veggies and maintain your hygiene, he will scold you when you're in the wrong and will forgive you as long as you apologize and he will kiss your head afterwards and tell you to go play outside.

Harry is a natural mom, reacting immediately to the sound of a baby

He is pregnant, that's already confirmed and he is a proud mum!

And he loves to flirt with the dads ;)

((he got real excited seeing a dad in the audience)) ^^

He loves loves LOVES babies

He will sass you if he wants to. Mess with his family and you will be put in your place.

And let's just throw in his tits for fun ;)

I'd say they were solid b cups 💯

But seriously, Harry is my mom and smol son whom I love more than Netflix. Maybe even Pizza Hut. He will never be my Daddy because then Louis would be my grandfather :p

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