Funny Jokes

By MariaDragneel_

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Stupid Teacher
Where do u live?
Do u know who I am??
In trouble for something I didn't do?
Can I have ur number?
Answer my next question
10 Facts about you
After an argument
That moment
Question.....
Thanks!!!
3 drunk guys
Knife on a date?!!
Bitten by a rattle snake
3 plates of beans
Red, white, and blue
Spongebob
I know everything
Old days vs Nowadays
Sorryyy
What does it give you?
A frogs car
Onions and coconuts
Seven cats
Beans
Only take one.
Worldwide survey
A genius and an idiot
Which jumps higher?
George Phillips and the burglars
And then it hit me
OMGG
Yikes!....
Dumb hunter....
A Terminal illness....
High Face-Five
Old vase
Heyy
Off to work!
Ipod

Sassy the Snail

127 5 3
By MariaDragneel_

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: 'What the hell was that all about?'

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