I think it's safe to say that we can ALL answer the very question people's been asking for years:
Where Did The Party Go?
My theory is that it went after Pete Wentz after he went missing because he missed missing him now and then.
Do you know why the party misses missing Pete Wentz now and then?
It's because he always ate ALL the pizza. (What a hog!)
(You know what he does?
Okay, so there's a line of fifty people about to get pizza and food at the table and he breaks in front of them and takes ALL the pizza. He RUNS away leaving us pizza-empty!)
{Also, I think the party pretends to miss Pete so he can kill him...or cut his hand off like the Young Blood Chronicles so he could be Pete Stump.... Woah... I did not just.... WELL IT'S TRUE!! Wouldn't you be mad if someone stole all the pizza so wouldn't you want revenge?!)
Just so you know, I answered nothing because why did the party leave in the first time??
Answer: To get more pizza that Pete stole and now Pete wants to steal more!
Case solved!
(There's a war a'brewing...
**puts straw in mouth**
a pizza war and those are always the deadliest!)