Kakaotalk | Kim Namjoon [BTS]

By minoficent

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in which namjoon decides to anonymously message a fangirl. © minoficent 2016 [pretty much a bts crack fic] More

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jungkook (9:52): rapmon hyung

jungkook (9:52): PINKMON IS TRENDING ON TWITTER

hoseok (9:52): why didn't j-horse trend???

hoseok (9:52): WHAT IS THIS FAVOURITISM

yoongi (9:52): bc no one wants a fucking horse

yoongi (9:52): the real question is

yoongi (9:52): why was mint yoongurt trending? AM I A FCKIGN YOGHURT?

namjoon (9:52): STFU YOU THIRSTY ASSES jungkook ofc pinkmon is gonna trend im a fucking star

jungkook (9:53): yeah but the reason why it's trending is um

namjoon (9:53): WTF DID YOU DO JUNGLECOCK

jungkook (9:53): I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING IT STARTED WITH SOME GIRL PREDICTING PINKMON BEFORE YOU EVEN SAID IT IDK

seokjin (9:53): the question is

seokjin (9:53): what the hell have YOU been doing namjoon???? hmmmm???????

taehyung (9:53): it's his new friends

taehyung (9:54): I want new friends too btw can I have their ids?

jungkook (9:54): TAEHYUNG YOU HAVE ME

yoongi (9:54): did you not just hear what mess namjoon has made and you want new friends??? someone stop me from kicking this boy out of the chat again

namjoon (9:54): ITS NOT LIKE THEY KNOW ITS ME WHY YOU ALL ACTING LIKE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD

hoseok (9:54): OMO WHO ATE THE EGG ROLLS ITS THE END OF THE FUCKING WORLD

seokjin (9:54): I JUST MADE THEM THIS MORNING WHO'S EATING ALL OUR FOOD

namjoon (9:54): this gc changes topic fast just bc im famous

taehyung (9:54): i was hungry

hoseok (9:54): THIS BITCH

taehyung (9:54): if im a bitch then you're a bitch. your mum's a bitch for having a bitch. your dad's a bitch for fuckin a bitch. so who's the bitch now, bitch???????????

hoseok (9:54): KEEP TAEHYUNG AWAY FROM JUNGLECOCK

seokjin (9:54): IM SO EMBARRASSED RN AS YOUR MUM TAEHYUNG YOU'RE NOT LEAVING THE DORM FOR TWO WEEKS

hoseok (9:54): yoongi teach our maknae some manners please and thank you

namjoon (9:54): HOSEOK DID YOU JUST ASK YOONGI TO TEACH JUNGKOOK SOME MANNERS???

namjoon (9:54): where's jimin when you need him

taehyung (9:55): jimin hyung is on a date

seokjin (9:55): HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING OUT TO BUY ME SOME TAKE OUT

seokjin (9:55): JIMIN'S GROUNDED TOO


jimin (10:01): TAEHYUNG

jungkook (10:01): he said he doesn't want to reply to you jimin lol bye

jimin (10:01): I was NOT on a date

jimin (10:01): the line for your stupid take out was long af and the connection was BAD AF

hoseok (10:01): its ok jimin, we're all single and lonely

jungkook (10:01): SIKE BITCHES I HAVE TAEHYUNG

-yoongi has removed jungkook from this chat-

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