♦A Chinese man rings his boss, “Me no work I sick.”
Boss says, “When I’m sick, I make love with my wife. Try that.”
Two hours later the Chinese man rings back, “Me better, you got nice house.”
♦Teacher: Why are you late
Timmy: Because a man lost $100
Teacher: Then that means you help him
Timmy: No i was standing on it until he went away
♦Why is Facebook so successful?
The secret of it’s success – it works on the theory that people find other people’s lives more interesting than their own.
♦Teacher: Billy stop making ugly faces at other students!
Billy: Why, ma’am!
Teacher: Because when i was a child, my parents told me that if i kept making ugly faces my face would stay that way!
Billy: Well, i can see you didn’t listen then!