Ask and you shall receive

By Shikilover

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Ask and you shall receive
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where does baby oil come from?

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By Shikilover

If olive oil comes from olives and palm oil comes from palm trees, where does baby oil come from?

...............O.O now we know what happens when we see missing babies on the news. That is actually extremely scary because just the other day my baby cousin was sent to the 'naughty corner' so he ran down the street, the next minute he comes back holding an empty baby oil bottle, he is now the best behaved kid I know. 

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