michael:
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mukeisgrungeasf : how did you feel when your mom just left you with luke?
michael: tbh I was sad af and idk I don't understand why she would leave me with daddy..? *pouts*
paintmuke : WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKINGG ADORABLE LIKE YOUR MORE FEMININE THAN ME !!!! ILY AND WOULD YOU JUST BANG LUKE ALREADY
michael: awww why thank you cutie! ilyt and oh um why would I do that? he's my daddy you silly!
Aesthetic_lrh : Can we be best friends and we can go to Starbucks together with cal pleaseee? And how do you feel about your own mother leaving you with Luke who you have no relation to?
michael: yes ofc we can be bffs! And omg I loooove starbuck, cal would probably love to come .. And like I said before sad af ... And yeah Luke is ok I guess ,,,
Maddis_Luvs_Youtube : be my bestie?
like, we can wear pretty skirts and buy bunch of cats!
michael: yes , yes and yesss babe!!
-bbsans : hey kitten <3
what do you plan on doing with luke?
*smirks*
michael: *blushes* oh hi and idk living with him?
lukes_freckles : Be my friend?
michael: YEAH!!
ForestMuke : let's be frensss
michael: hell yeah sunshine!
frootylarrie : how did you feel when you first saw Luke?
michael: horny
babyboyluke : can we go skirt shopping and talk about y(our) daddy together?
michael: yes omg I do need some new skirts and 'our'? He's my daddy not yours !!
sugarplumlarry : have you ever shopped at justice?
michael: no,, I've heard they are v expensive so nah yikes
Marcel_Babexxx : Do you think you'll see your mom again?
michael: i-i don't know :/
_cliffadorable_ : will you be my heartbreak guy
michael: sure bb!
xX5sosloverforevsXx : How much from a scale from one to ten do you love daddy/Luke(same as Luke's)
michael : 100 :)
daddy (luke):
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christibullen : Do you loveeeee Michael??
daddy: yes.
ShadeDun : marry me
daddy: sure why not aye?
paintmuke : do you love me? I'll call you daddy.
daddy: yes I do love you and please call me daddy ;)
Maddie_Luvs_Youtube : aYe are you relieved that darcy is no longer with you? you can be happy with mikey now?
daddy: yes tbh I am relieved she's gone but maybe sure ...
Muke5sosCashton : How's life
daddy: so far so good, how bout you baby?
-bbsans : can you be my daddy and call me little one?
daddy: yessss little one
lukes_freckles : Be my daddy bc I'm lonely as fuck
daddy: I'm free in Friday, I'll come over and cuddle you
ForestMuke : You better NOT make Michael cry I stg don't hurt my lil bean
daddy: k
frootylarrie : be good to michael or I'll find you and cut off your balls (:
daddy: just touch my balls jk jk ofc I'll be good to michael!!
babyboyluke : i know you're michael's daddy and all but can you be my daddy too?
daddy: sure babygirl
sugarplumlarry : let me be your princess
daddy: ok princess 👑👑
nowayniall : istg if you do ANYTHING with asparagus I will cut off your balls so quick
daddy: who the fuck is asparagus AND why does everyone wanna do stuff with my balls??
Marcel_Babexxx : What the fuçk Luke?!
daddy: what did I do wrong??
xX5sosloverforevsXx : how much do you love michael from a scale to one to ten
daddy: 10/10 :-)
darcy
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christibullen : Who even are you?
darcy: Darcy Gordon Clifford ,,,,...?
paintmuke : you're not relevant bye blue
darcy: ok bye pink
paintmuke : why can't you let Luke and mikey love each other
darcy: wait what
Maddie_Luvs_Youtube : why did you leave? did you lose faith? grow a pair of balls and grow up
darcy: because I'm stupid and I did lose faith ... I already grew some
-bbsans : hellooo
darcy: hey!
ForestMuke: Who
darcy: darcy.
babyboyluke : pls explain why you would just leave your son with your ex?
darcy: ok so I'll tell you later bye. (:
sugarplumlarry : you don't even take your son with you lol wyd
darcy: bye you'll find out soon
Lame_Human_Bean : Okay so you left Luke but what about Michael, your son?
darcy: I left Michael with the man I left
Lame_Human_Bean : Ohh also who did you leave Luke for?
darcy: H-
Marcel_Babexxx : Are you coming back for Mikey?
darcy: ...sadly no
xX5sosloverforevsXx : will you come back lot Mikey?
darcy: no
niall
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christibullen : Y'know after ya done with Michael I'm free. *wiggles eyebrows*
niall: I'm already done... omw
paintmuke : how's my irish
niall: good? you
Maddie_Luvs_Youtube : leave
bye
i know your tricks
take arzantelope and leave
niall: I just got here tho baby
-bbsans : hello my child ilysm
niall: hi mommy ilysmt
lukes_freckles : Fuck off m8
niall: wOah take a chill pill m8
ForestMuke : I know to play golf can we get married now ;)
niall: yes!!1!!1
frootylarrie : babe
niall: *blushes* cutie
sugarplumlarry ; how's the break from 1d m8
niall: what the fuck is a '1d' ??!
heyhey647 : Did U actually like Mikey?
niall: yes?
xX5sosloverforevsXx : Are you cheating on Michael?!
niall: no comment.
calum
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christibullen : LOVVVEE MEEE PLEASE!?
calum: OFC BBY
paintmuke : please date me ily
calum: I only date boys thank you .
paintmuke : I WONT CALL YOU ASIAN EVER AGAIN
calum: oh den yes of course girlfriend!!!
Maddie_Luvs_Youtube : cally wanna be besties with me and mikey? pretty skirts and cats included
calum: omg yes pls!! I love pretty skirts AND cats (:
-bbsans : hi my little squishy faced baby boy <3
i love you a lot
do you wanna cuddle and go shopping and look at cats?
calum: hi princess
i love you more & OMG I love cuddles and shopping AND looking at cats so yesssSssss
ForestMuke : CALLY 😀
calum: HIIIII
frootylarrie : love me
calum: already do
sugarplumlarry : favourite song?
calum: umm it has to be either Girls by the 1975 OR Hands To Myself by Selena Gomez aka queen (:
xX5sosloverforevsXx : why are you so damn adorable?
calum: idk maybe you should look in a mirror;) xx
ashton
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christibullen : I wuv you! Do you wuv me?
ash: yes I do wuv you babes
paintmuke : marry me?
ash: yes
paintmuke : love me?
ash: yes!
paintmuke : fuck me?
ash: no.
Maddie_Luvs_Youtube : um. you can join in on the party with me michael and cally if you please?
ash: ok okkieeeee
-bbsans : hello my sweet angel child <3
ash: hi cutie <<33
ForestMuke : Just fuck me up
ash: *blushes*
frootylarrie : daddy *insert tongue emoji*
ash: stop I'm not a dad! I have no kids
sugarplumlarry : I'm a good girl. am I your favourite?
ash: sure
heyhey647 : Did u and cal. Do the do yet😏😏
ash: um
xX5sosloverforevsXx : Why are you so cool?!
ash: idk man
arzaylea *yuckers*
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christibullen : Who even are you? Can you find a new dress?What are your plans for the future? Can you walk your short covers buooty out of this school? If you go new Luke I will cut you. I WILL CUT YOU
iggy arzaylea: I'm arzaylea obvi, nah I like the dress I'm wearing rn ,
My plans for in the future is to marry a guy with blond hair and blue eyes also nah I like this school ;)
paintmuke : why are you even relevant?
iggy arzaylea: idk
paintmuke : LEAVE LUKEY ALONE
iggy arzaylea: no thanks he's mine :P
Maddie_Luvs_Youtube : leave luke alone k. This is mUKE. climb in the saucepan, asparagus..
iggy arzaylea: wtf is muke
-bbsans : be ready to fight me and -heather okay avocado?
iggy arzaylea: no
lukes_freckles : Hi hello when are you gonna not?
iggy arzaylea: hello and idk how about you
ForestMuke : Fuck off m8
iggy arzaylea: don't tell me what to do
michaelzgirl : why this character even exist
iggy arzaylea: I could say the same thing to you boo bear ...
babyboyluke : sometimes i hate you and sometimes i love you, say something to make me decide which
iggy arzaylea: I'm better than you btw ilyt
__potatoe_powah__ : Bitch
iggy arzaylea: woof woof
sugarplumlarry : go zayn. I can't deal with your crusty dusty ass
iggy arzaylea: zayn is gorgeous
jelliefrenchie : I am here to say that if you decide to cause trouble between muke then you will have the fandom ready to attack you
iggy arzaylea: what 'fandom'
nowayniall : why are you such an annoying bitch like lol no wants you here
iggy arzaylea: lukey wants me here ;) ... in his bed ....
KellinIsNotOnFire : Why are you even here no one likes you
iggy arzaylea: ew k everyone LOVES me what you talking about
KellinIsNotOnFire : if you go after lukey I'll fucking fight you. Don't hurt my muke.
iggy arzaylea: seriously wtf is a muke
All-Time-Muke_ : can I do your eyebrows?
iggy arzaylea: no
Marcel_Babexxx : Can you like fück off.
iggy arzaylea: kindly ~~ JK hah
xX5sosloverforevsXx : Why are you such an attention whore?
iggy arzaylea: leave pls
me :-)
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christibullen : MARRY ME?? Love me? Cuddle me? I love your books and you are like one of the I like as a friend because I literally hate everyone
me: I'm already married, I'll love you and cuddle you ofc!! And literally same jk i love everyone :-;
paintmuke : wanna be my best friend and steal cars and trash places and get arrested but it's okay bc we have each other ((:
me: that sounds hella fun ! I'm in!
Maddie_Luvs_Youtube : be my mom?
or my best friend?
i need friends :|
me: I'll be all of those
lukes_freckles : this story is gr9
me: thanks m8
ForestMuke : Pls love meeee
me: I alreADY DOOOOO
frootylarrie : our wedding arrangements are almost done
me: yay
babyboyluke : im awkward pls love me
me: I'm awkward too and I will love yOuuu
sugarplumlarry : go head and paste the last thing you copied XD
me: lol ok ... GUVE ME THE QUESTIONS TO 1 AND 1-8 ON PG 91 there haha (I sent that to all my friends because I didn't finish homework #sorrynotsorry )
crybbyxo : you're cute! c:
me: aww but your cuter :3
xX5sosloverforevsXx : Can you be my mum?
me: of course child <3
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THERE IM FINALLY DONE HAHA
HI THANKS TO THE ONES WHO ASKED YOUR QUESTIONS;)
ILY YOU ALL AND BYEEE SEE YOU NEXT CHAPTER <3 xx