nearlywitches: you know how u said not to pop champaign from my ass
spineinatwist: yes why
nearlywitches: ...
nearlywitches: well ,,,,
spineinatwist: brendon oh my god
nearlywitches: I'm currently in the hospital getting a bottle neck removed from my ass
nearlywitches: this is honestly the most hilarious thing to ever happen
spineinatwist: BRENDOB UOU ARE SSO DIMB EHY WOULD YOU PUT A BOTTKE UP YOUR ASS
spineinatwist: I MESN WHY WIUKD ABYONR EVEN THINK OF DOING THAT
nearlywitches: IT WAS FOR LEO OKAU
nearlywitches: my ass hurts so much
nearlywitches: the things I do for leo
spineinatwist: did u pop the bottle tho
nearlywitches: fuck oFF
nearlywitches: ,,,,, yes
spineinatwist: true talent