The Signs As Drunk Hubbies Returning Home (Exo Members)
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Aries : Xiumin - *hiccups* My sweet *hiccups* I love you
Taurus : Chanyeol - I'm sober as a whistle, let's go make babies!
Gemini : Lay - Where am I? You're my wife?! I'M MARRIED?!
Cancer : Baekhyun - Nobody loves me! Only you love me! *cries in your shoulder*
Leo : Suho - I'm sorry...I didn't mean to...... *builds innocent eyes*
Virgo : Kris - *lies on the floor* *sing children songs* *laughs*
Libra : Kai - There were no girls! Honestly! Ask my boss!
Scorpio : Sehun - Can we try a new pose today, Mrs.Oh?
Sagittarius : Chen - *got in the wrong apartment* *sleeps on another sofa*
Capricorn : Tao - ..........So I refused her because I only love you *smiles drunkenly*
Aquarius : D.O - Huh? What? I didn't drink. *flips through an upside down newspaper*
Pisces : Luhan - *drunk singing in the shower*
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These are just hilarious 😂