Calum:
Question: would you ever date Ashton if he liked you?
Answer: yes of course! Ash is so hot and sweet.
Question: are you gender fluid? Because you said something about feeling like a girl at one point.
Answer: I'm actually still trying to figure it out but I think I am, yeah.
Question: would you ever cross dress?
Answer: I'm still trying to figure everything out but I'm pretty sure I'm gender fluid so on my girl days I would wear girl clothes but I would stick with boy clothes on my boy days.
*luke in the back* clothes doesn't have a gender Calum!
Question: hey you're cute, can we cuddle for just a bit?
Answer: i love cuddling
Question: what is your workout routine on gluteus because I need to get my butt less jiggly and firmer like yours.
Answer: I don't even work out and I eat really unhealthy so I guess it's just natural? I don't really know. Well I guess sometimes I do squats but that's all.
Question: are you more comfortable on certain days when it comes to being gender fluid? (Like are boy days easier for you?)
Answer: I find my boy days easier
Question: are you hardcore malum or hardcore cake?
Answer: how dare you even ask that? Can I ship both? I guess hardcore malum? Luke is going to kill me if he hears about this.
Luke:
Question: let's go to the mall!
Answer: yes!! I really need new eyeliner
Question: who's your favourite youtuber?
Answer: I love Dan and Phil. Phan af
Question: top or bottom?
Answer: bottom definitely, I feel like being a top would be too much work.
Question: fudge me
Answer: wut
Question: aye Luke. Can you do my makeup? I promise I have some good makeup! I'll do yours too!
Answer: yes! That would actually be really good because I ran into of eyeliner so I can just use yours
Question: can we be friends?
Answer: obviously. I don't have very many so I'll be friends with anyone rn
Question: how do you feel about Louis Tomlinson being a dad?
Answer: Ok so, recently Louis posted a picture of him and his kid and yeah that's ok but you can see very clearly that it's photoshopped and I got in so many fights with bitches on Instagram it's crazy.
Larry is real.
Question: what's your favourite skirt to wear?
Answer: I have a black leather one ythat's cool I guess. It sounds weird ok but it's really nice in person.
Ashton
Question: How come you only like Luke?'can you tell me a specific reason please?
Answer: I don't know honestly. He's the first guy I've ever liked and he's really special. Maybe I'm just Luke sexual.
Question: when will you start dating Mikey and Calum?
Answer: why are you so sure I'm going to? If I am it's going to be far in the future
Question: how can you not be attracted to calum and mikey?
Answer: I don't know I'm just not
Question: cuddle me? You're so handsome.
Answer: okay
Question: do you secretly like mikey and cal?
Answer: the only guy I like at the moment is Luke.
Mikey
Question: Wanna have a five some? Five some of seconds... That made no sense... Bye
Answer: no thank you
Question: are you a bottom or a top? If top who would you top and if bottom who would you bottom?
Answer: I'm mostly I top because like if I was with Luke Or calum I'd top but with Ashton I'd probably try bottoming. He's daddy af.
Question: bitch you need Jesus
Answer: tell me about it
Question: is you daddy af or nah?
Answer: the only person I'd call daddy is Ashton and if somebody called me daddy I'd punch them in the face.
Question: can I give you pizza so we can have a cuddle party with me, you and Luke???
Answer: I'll never turn down free pizza and cuddles with Luke.
Question: DATE ME YOURE SO HOT
Answer: I'm taken soz
Question: how are you kitten?
Answer: I get butterflies when people call me kitten, I'm going to make the boys call me that now.
Brandon
Question: can we be friends
Answer: no
Question: hey look there's the door.... Leave
Answer: there's no need to be rude, what did i ever do??
Question: so do you actually have some feelings for Luke or do you just want to get in his pants?
Answer: He's hot and seems like he'd be a good fuck but he's really annoying
Question: why you such a ho
Answer: I like sex, what's the problem??
Question: who do you think you are? You're no one special.
Answer: my dad invented the toaster strudel
Question: I don't like you.
Answer: the feeling is mutual.
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Okay hey guys I finally posted this!! It actually took a while and the answers suck so sorry bout that. If I didn't answer your question don't get mad because I don't care. Vote and comment for another update soon. Ily all