My name is Connie. I am one of many coffee cups that the coffee shop goes through everyday. Like every other coffee cup, I am going to be served to a human. I hope he will be a good one.
A good one? Glad you asked.
It all boils down to these few coffee personalities:
The Quickie
The Quickie downs his hot coffee like he's drinking cool liquid hydrogen dioxide, except it's hot and it's coffee.
The Staminator
The Staminator takes his time with his coffee, takes small small sips so he's caffeinated throughout the day.
The Savourer
The Savourer is somewhere in between the Quickie and the Stamina. He savours his coffee but finishes it before it gets cold. Most importantly, he loves the coffee!
The Double Cupper
He's the player. He claims one of us will "burn" his hand. Yeah...as if two of us won't. (He might also be a Quickie, Staminator, or a Savourer.)
Which personality do I prefer? My obvious favourite would be the Savourer. I get to spend more time with him and he appreciates my inside.