"Andi" Jane sed. "Wut teh fuk."
Andi stod ther wit a sheet on her hed , tryin 2 star @ Jane confuzedly butt un4tunitly she culd not star @ anyting, as ther wuz a sheet on her hed. "Wut" she sed.
"Why teh fuk iz ther a sheet on ur hed." Jane ask.
"Iz it not obveuz" Andi replyd. "Imma fukin gost."
"I thot we all agred tht we wuld not cossply actul caracters" eri sed "bc u kno if som of us got 2 cossply main caracters n teh rest of us dint thn it wuldnt b fair"
"Fuk u guys" Andi sed. "I nevr sed I wuz nouh I jus sed I wuz a gost. I'm sur ther r som otha gosts in trc."
"lik hoo" Jane sed.
"Lik gansy @ teh end of teh ravn kin"
"FUKIN FITE ME"
"Clam down!!" sed eri, 4evr teh peecemayker. "No fiteing!! 2night we r goin 2 hav fun, eet kandy, skreem a lott, n git vry, vry, vry druk."
"Yeh gurl we r gon git so fukin druk!!!" Fox eclaymed.
"Shut teh fuk up fox ur lik 10" sed Jane.
"I'm 15????" Fox sed. "Wut teh fuk."
Jane ignor thm. "Nyway, us ADULTZ r goin 2 git soooooooooo fukin druk - evn mor druk thn usal!!"
"Yeh lik almos az druk az teh fukin ideut hoos riteing dis dummass fic" fox sed.
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" sed ian. "Don brek teh 4th wal"
"Tel me how mah cosstum iz any worz thn evry1 els" Andi complane.
"bc" Jane sed. "we actuly put tim n thot in2 OUR cosstums. lok, eri, beth, Meryl, jay, viv, n I r fox way sychic ladys. Ian n lu r aggleeonbee boyz. N fox iz lik...a mothafuckin jient raven or som shit I don fukin kno. N u...u r a bedshet."
Andi wuz silint 4 a momint. Thn she sed "fuk u Jane" n ran off ahed of teh groop, her fukin bedshet traling in teh wind beehind her, makin her lok sspecialy gostli.
Eevantully thay cawt teh runawy andi and hoked her up 2 a leesh tht wuz tyed to lu. Thn all 10 of teh lozerz startd 2 walk down teh stret 2 teh halowen perty tht eri had promizd 2 tak thm 2. Eri wuz in fron obveuzly n fox wuz in bak bc fox wuz teh mos lozery lozer.
Beth sloed down intill she wuz eevantully nex 2 fox. "Rnt u teh 1 riteing dis fic" she wisperd.
"Yeppity yep" fox wisperd bak.
"lol ok so y did u cal urself a ideut"
"so no 1 wud suspec me lmao"
"oooooooo wayt no1 els knos ur teh 1 riteing it"
"Nopity nop"
"Oooooooooo...omg I fel lik I'm in on som big seecrit now omg."
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Ok ok I won tel thm jus...lol" afer a pawse she aded "wayt r u rlly druk"
"Mayb"
"fox no"
"Wut u git druk sometimes"
"Yus butt I'm oldr thn u"
"By lik 1 yeer"
"Exaclee"
"Y shud u b alowd 2 git druk n not me"
"Bc I hav dis theery tht I m slitely mor reesponzibel thn teh blu-haird kid hoo iz curintly dresd az a jiant fukin ravn n stil stans MCR"
"Wut doz mah emo hav 2 do wit it"
"Bc ur a lozer"
"Tru"
Eevantuly they arived @ teh perty. They wer all glad 2 b @ teh perty, not 4 teh sake of bein @ a perty butt jus bc viv had spen teh intire walk ther askin wen they wer goin 2 git ther n now she wud hopfuly shut teh fuk up.
Eri nok on teh dor. A chik in a fairy cosstum opined it and teh lozerz wen insid.
In teh howse, ther wuz a bunch of ppl in spoopy cosstums, dancin arownd , obveuzly druk af alredy, n fal owt boy wuz blazting frum teh speekers. Theez ppl had gud muzic tayst.
All of teh lozerz went off 2 do ther own thing. Jane, beth, eri, n Meryl got druk,. Meenwile, andi, lu, n viv danc arownd lik a bunch of weirdos bc thts wut they wer. Ian, jay, n fox wer in a dark korner of teh perty edukayting strayngers on how gay rownun linch n adamn pearish wer 4 eech oter.
In oter word, they wer all havin a grand ol tim.
Eri spoted som1 she knew. She caled owt 2 teh persun n wave thm ovr 2 ware eri n Jane n beth n Meryl wer.
Eri introduc her pal 2 her frens. "Frens," she sed. "Dis iz Camila . she's teh nice laydee hoo I bot mah cosstum frum."
"O" Jane sed. She loked @ camila jellusly bc she wuz in lov wit eri n no1 els wuz alowd 2 tuch her >:-/ "ware did u meet her"
"I met her in a van by teh sid of teh rowd." Eri sed.
Beth, hoo wuz verry, verry druk sed "tht sownds sayf"
"Fuk off beth" sed eri.
"ok so" Jane sed to Camila . "gud by"
"Jane don b rood" eri sed. She turn 2 Camila "ignor mah dummass fren"
"Y m I teh dummass fren" Jane sed "mayb ur teh dummass fren eri did u tink abowt tht"
"So rood"
"Nyway" Camila interup. "Me n som otha c00l ppl r hangin owt upstars. U guys shud com hang wit us"
"Ok!!1!!!!11!!!!!" Eri skreemd.
"Butt 1st we got 2 fined teh rest of our frens" sed meryl
"OK" Camila sed "I'll b wayting by teh stars"
Eri, Jane, beth, and meryl navagayted ther way thru teh crowd n eevintully fownd teh dark korner ware ian , jay, n fox wer.
"OK" fox wuz sayin "butt hoo reemimbers wen rownun had dat dreem ware adamn wuz lik sensully ceressing hiz tatu bc I tink abowt dis a lot"
"Aka teh closest maggy steveotter wil evr git 2 riteing a sex seen" sed ian
"Tru" jay thru in
"Guise" eri yel "stahp talkin bowt ur goddamm otp, we hav plases 2 b"
"Wut cud posseblee b mor importen thn pinch" fox ask
"Der iz a hott gurl hoo wans 2 hang owt wit us!!" Eri exclaym mayking Jane jellus.
"Y dint u jus say dat in teh 1st playce" fox yel, flyin acros teh rom. Fox wuz alwayz a slut 4 hott gurls.
Thn teh 7 of thm went 2 fined teh remayning 3 lozerz. Wen sheetbitch, impatientbitch, and lubitch wer fownd, teh lozerz all heded up teh stars.
Eri spotd Camila wen thay got up ther n she draged her frens tored her. "Guise" she sed "dis iz Camila"
"Ello" sed Camila. She had a british aksent 4 som fukin reson.
"Holly fuk ur rite she iz hott" sed fox. Beth punch ther arm n fox blink(182) @ her unamoosed.
"Cum wit me" sed Camila n start walkin. Teh lozerz caym wit her.
"So" camila sed, opining a dor 2 som randumass rom "dese r mah frens"
Insid teh rom ther wer lik a bunch of ppl in long blak clohks n a bunch of sykick shit n a mothafukin pentagram in teh midle of teh rom.
"Wel" sed lu "dis dos not sem 2 b a verry nice situasion"
"Wut teh fuk iz goin on" sed Jane "wut teh fuk iz dis. Wut teh fuk wut teh fuk wut teh fuk"
Camila shut teh dor, traapin all teh lozerz insid!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!! O no!!!!!!
"Eri" sed Jane "wut teh fuk hav u gotin us in2"
"It apeers I hav gotin us in2 a dark rom filed wit scarey ppl in clohks" eri replyd
"U fukin tink?!?!"
"OK butt srsly" sed Meryl "wut teh hel iz hapining"
"Yul c" Camila sed
Teh ppl in clohks starrted 2 chant som kineda weered saytinic shit n teh lozerz wer all jus kinda lik "wut".
N den all of a sudin evryting went blak, almos as blak as mah sole.