*In the great hall First year for Harry, end of the year*
Dumbledore: Slytherin have won the house cup! BOOOOO!
Snape: *Clapping*
Dumbledore: However! Recent events from my ickle favourite students in Gryffindor must be taken into account!
Snape: *Looks to his right* Oh...Oh! Are they floating candles?...I am never smoking that stuff again...
*Fourth year, Harry has just been chosen as a champion*
Dumbledore: WAAAAAAY! Veela, Gorilla and Sparkly Ceddy boy are our champions! I RUN THIS SHIZZLE!
*Dumbledore's announcement*
Dumbledore: Now before we rest our ickle heads in bed, Grandpa Dumbleydore has a story for you kiddy winks!
McGonagall: *Mutters* Oh dear god here we go...
Dumbledore: There once was a little boy named Tommykins! And he came to this school! YEAH MY SCHOOL LOSERS I RAISED ONE OF THE DARKEST OF THE DARKEST LORDS OF ALL TIME BOO-YA!
Snape: *Facepalm*
Dumbledore: And then he became evil and gave himself some stupid nickname and has a pathetic laugh! And oh! He screams like a girl. But remember kids, no matter how evil Voldie is all he ever needs is a biiiiiiig hug!
*Crickets*
*In the dungeon Umbridge questions Snape*
Umbridge: Thank you Mr Snape for attending your preformance review!
Snape: No problem
Umbridge: So is it fair to say your in charge around here?
Snape: Hell yeah
Umbridge: So what is your job?
Snape: I'm the boss
Umbridge: That's cool, and -
Snape: I'm the boss
Umbridge: OK...
Snape: I'm the boss
Umbridge: Right I got that see you later!
*Goblet of fire scene*
Pansy: Yeah Draco said hi Harry
Harry: DRACYKINS! Awww! How sweet! Tell him I said...DIE!
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