The BAU Chat Room

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(inspired by @captainUSA) Have you ever thought to yourself, "Hmm, if the BAU ever had a group chat, what w... Plus

Day One of Group Chat
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Hotch has changed the name to: BAU of the FBI
BAU of the FBI
BAU of the FBI
MY NEXT FANFICTION WILL BE...

BAU of the FBI

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emily_loves_sergio: we should grab lunch tomorrow

emily_loves_sergio: wrong person, ignore that

JJ: Wow

Rossi: I can make you and your secret lover some pasta

Derek: Hey emily, I can be your trainer so you can look good for him

Hotch: I have a few pick up lines

Reid: ....

Garcia: BAHAHA HOTCH HAS PICKUP LINES

Derek: I think you should leave the cat calling to me 😹

Hotch: I'm serious, how do you think I've had 2 ladies

JJ: that's nothing compared to Rossi's 8 ladies I believe

Rossi: More like 3 smartass

emily_loves_sergio: I'm going to shoot everyone in this group chat

Doyle: Oh the lovely Lauren threatens to shoot someone again, i remember when she said to me," I've got a glock leveled at your crotch." Fun day that was.

Rossi: ...

Garcia: lowkey might have accidentally leaked our numbers while playing a game....

emily_loves_sergio: GET HIM OUT OF THIS GROUP CHAT!!

   Garcia has removed Doyle from the  
                      group chat

The Reaper: I prefer stabbing

Hotch has removed the reaper from the
                       group chat

Tobias: Whipping toes and drugging smol beans is my personal favorite

Reid has removed Tobias from the
group chat

JJ: Garcia wtf really?

Izzy: gotta love nerds right?

JJ has removed Izzy From the
group chat

Hotch: is there anyone else that does not belong here Garcia?!

Garcia: I'm checking sir!!

Frank: Does Gideon still work with you agents?

emily_loves_sergio has removed frank from the group chat

Rossi: thank god I didn't have any killers come after me in my lifetime.

emily_loves_sergio: Garcia, I'm uninviting you from my house this weekend

Garcia: fine with me, have fun with the other person going ;)))

JJ: you two are so immature

Garcia: HAHAHA maybe I'll leak Emily's secret convo

emily_loves_sergio:NOOO ILL RE INVITE YOU PLEASE

Hotch: keep your personal lives out of this Work group chat.

emily_loves_sergio:Sorry

Garcia: sorry

Hotch: thank you



1 hour later...

Hotch: want to hear some bomb gossip about jack's teachers?

Continuer la Lecture

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