A/N: Hell-oo?? I found some, JUST SOME time so I updated. Next chapter will be updated by my friend, not me, I'm busy! Enjoy this chapter!!!
Warning: Don't say it's lame, I know it's not. And also it's short. My friend fell down laughing when I told her!
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That moment when someone asks you "Are you serious?" And you reply "No I'm his girlfriend from the past."
HAHAHHAHAHA LOOK AT YOUR FACES!!!!!!!!!!
Alright I know... I know my dear Cupcakes...
Hey wait don't leave I have another!!!!!
And yeah, I have a news!!
My friend Cruxry just published her first story. It's a One Direction fanfic and Harry Styles centric! Please do go through it.
Ah let's continue!!!!
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The Marauders had played a prank on you today. It's time for revenge.
You carefully place a bucket full of black paint on the Portrait hole door, because you're a Muggleborn, you could come up only with this prank.
You hear the Marauders coming inside since they are HECK noisy and even first years can tell the Marauders where showing their faces in a matter of few seconds, so you quickly sit down on a sofa, pretending to read The Daily Prophet.
Sirius Black, giggling with James, enters the common room, and..
SPLASH!!!
Sirius is covered in black paint.
You: You know what? You look Sirius-ly Black!
Sirius: ...
James: ...
Remus: ...
Lily: ...
Minerva McGonagall: ...
Dumbledore: ...
Me: ...
Voldemort: ...
Potatoes: ...
Whole world: ...
You: Oh! I'm so punny!!
Harry: That was lame...
You: What the heck Harry?!? You're not even born yet!
*Throws Harry into future*
You: Hehe... *winks at me*
Me: *winks back*
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A/N: *Looks at the blank expression on your face*
*laughs*
*Looks at you again*
*Laughs even louder*
*Falls of her chair*
*Says Bye-Bye!!!!*
*Dies laughing*
*Comes back to remind you about Cruxry's story!!*
*Dies again*